Hi! This is my First one-shot so…..enjoy, I guess.

It was the first day of Kindergarten, and the upcoming class was nervous for their first day of school, particularly two little children, a boy and a girl.

*With Courtney*

"But Daddy," the little dark skinned girl whined to the tall figure next to her "I'm afraid to meet all those new kids. What if they make fun of me?" "Now Princess," The man began "your mother and I even bought you new clothes for this special day." He said, gesturing to the girl's light yellow sundress and matching sneakers.

"Now just be a good girl and enjoy school." He said, patting Courtney's back as she boarded the school bus. The bus drove off, with one 5 year old girl looking out the window at the father who she believed had abandoned her.

*With Duncan*

A punk-looking child of about 5 dressed in a black t-shirt, blue jean shorts and Light-Up sneakers stood at the bus stop with his distinguished looking mother, pouting.

"School is for losers." He said to the woman. "I went to school, honey. Does that make me a loser?" "Yes." The blonde mother sighed and led his son to the bus when it came. "Have a good day at school, honey!" she called after him, with no

Duncan.

*On the Bus*

Duncan walked on the bus, seeing no open seats. With a sigh he sat with an 'icky' girl with a yellow dress on. Courtney turned to Duncan. "Hi!" she said to the mohawked 5 year old. \

He turned to the girl "What do you want?" he asked her. "To be nice, and make friends." Courtney responded, as if a robot repeating it's commands.

Duncan ignored her once more, looking around. Courtney gave a huff. "Fine, be rude." She looked out the window, thinking about the day ahead.

The boy continued looking around, and eventually turned to the girl, whose right ear was facing him. Getting an evil smile, Duncan did something to the girl his brother taught him.

Licking his finger, Duncan immediately stuck it in her unprotected ear. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" shouted the girl, not expecting this. "You-you big meanie!" She shouted.

At this point, Duncan was leaning against the seat, laughing. Unfortunately for him, this left his underwear exposed.

Remembering something she saw in "Ren & Stimpy", Courtney grabbed Duncan's waistband and pulled up, revealing his Power Rangers tighty whities. "WEDGIE!" she said. Duncan shouted in surprise, never having been on the receiving end of a wedgie before. He jumped out of the seat, going to the next one over,

"This isn't over" he said to the girl.

No, it truly isn't. Come on next time for the next installment of TD: The Kindergarten Years!