Gaston is the manliest man to ever man, and he knows it.
He was taking a jog while barefoot down his normal path that's covered with pointy stones (but those stones don't bother him, he's a man) until he sees someone unfamiliar.
"EAT THIS!"
It's another manly man dressed in bright colours. He is giving children waffles and within seconds after eating them, the children become manly men as well.
Gaston will not stand for this steroid abuse.
He tackles the manly man mastermind and gets into a manly fist fight with him.
"TEXAS PUNCH!"
Gaston barely flinches. The Power of the mighty Frenchman is too strong for any person from Texas to handle, or take down!
"TAKE THIS, BAD LIVE ACTION REMAKE PUNCH!"
It's super effective, since the man he is fighting is an anime, and live action remakes are every anime's weakness!
"You are like baby, watch this." Says a manly yet disembodied voice.
"FALCONE PAWNCH!"
The two manly men are sent flying into trees, however, they get up unscathed.
A green-ish man with four MANLY arms soon goes running at the man that just punched them and keeps screaming his name as he unleashes a flurry of punches. "MACHAMP!"
Gaston refuses for this mutated man to take the spotlight. He runs head first into the two and does a forward air. It's knockback is amazing, and it launches the two men all the way to Poland.
However, while Gaston was getting banned from brawl, two buff, manly grandpas joined in as DLC. One had an epic white beard and shades and the other was so manly that he was wearing a helmet with a golden fist on it. Gaston makes a disapproving frown, now he will never make it in time for that Taco Belle 10% off at 10am special.
The three men he had left alone to take care of the other two men are all arm wrestling now, and on a table too (somehow). Gaston lifts the table up with just one hand before he begins running. Once he approaches the foul line, and before he can cross over it, he throws the table with the three men on it.
"NEW WORLD RECORD!"
Fireworks and confetti and he is given 7 gold medals, 1 for breaking the world javelin throw record and 6 more for being a manly man.
Now he is free to finish his manly jog and go to Taco Belle. He did miss out on the 10% off special, though.