The Question
A Lain Spoof
by DDFA
Scene: Lain and her sister, Mika, sitting at the kitchen table,
practicing for the World Stare-Out championships. Mika much
to Lain's surprise, moves.
Mika: Lain....
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: Hai?
Mika: I want to ask you something.
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: Nani?
Mika: Do you hear wires humming?
Lain: ....
Mika: See red spots in the shadows?
Lain: ....
Mika: Hear mixed up and distorted voices on the train?
Lain: ....
Mika: See people standing around, staring at you?
Lain: ....
Mika: Witness phantoms with constantly changing faces?
Lain: ....
Mika: Receive emails from dead girls?
Lain: ....
Mika: Have steam rising from your fingers?
Lain: ....
Mika: Have trouble focusing on the blackboard at school?
Lain: ....
Mika: See wires bleeding?
Lain: ....
Mika: Have a closer relationship with your bear suit than you do
with your family?
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: No.
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: Nani?
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: Just thought I should ask.
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: Aren't you supposed to hate me?
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: Forgot.
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: Bitch.
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
THE END! ^_^
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"An Anonymous Tipster"
http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=216451
doth say....
"I should have known better than to check out a LAIN humour fic when
I don't even check out Trigun humor fics, but I did. I'm going to
flame. You suck, don't do this again! I'll be watching!"
Ahhh, do I spy the words of a new lover? Come to me, Tippy baby....
It's alright, I won't tell Crispy.... ;)
DDFA (The Right Dishonourable Mark A Page)
darkdayforanime@hotmail.com
"Because ALL fanfics suck, especially mine!"
VERSION 1.0 - Friday, 28th May 1999
A Lain Spoof
by DDFA
Scene: Lain and her sister, Mika, sitting at the kitchen table,
practicing for the World Stare-Out championships. Mika much
to Lain's surprise, moves.
Mika: Lain....
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: Hai?
Mika: I want to ask you something.
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: Nani?
Mika: Do you hear wires humming?
Lain: ....
Mika: See red spots in the shadows?
Lain: ....
Mika: Hear mixed up and distorted voices on the train?
Lain: ....
Mika: See people standing around, staring at you?
Lain: ....
Mika: Witness phantoms with constantly changing faces?
Lain: ....
Mika: Receive emails from dead girls?
Lain: ....
Mika: Have steam rising from your fingers?
Lain: ....
Mika: Have trouble focusing on the blackboard at school?
Lain: ....
Mika: See wires bleeding?
Lain: ....
Mika: Have a closer relationship with your bear suit than you do
with your family?
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: No.
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: Nani?
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: Just thought I should ask.
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: Aren't you supposed to hate me?
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: Forgot.
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: Bitch.
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
Lain: ....
Mika: ....
THE END! ^_^
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"An Anonymous Tipster"
http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=216451
doth say....
"I should have known better than to check out a LAIN humour fic when
I don't even check out Trigun humor fics, but I did. I'm going to
flame. You suck, don't do this again! I'll be watching!"
Ahhh, do I spy the words of a new lover? Come to me, Tippy baby....
It's alright, I won't tell Crispy.... ;)
DDFA (The Right Dishonourable Mark A Page)
darkdayforanime@hotmail.com
"Because ALL fanfics suck, especially mine!"
VERSION 1.0 - Friday, 28th May 1999