I've got an idea for a story for Final Fantasy vii because of a stroke of genius (or retardation) from the other day, that has some connection to the Final Fantasy themed parody of Waking Up In Vegas by Katie Perry below this. I DO NOT OWN WAKING UP IN VEGAS OR FINAL FANTASY.I wasn't too sure as to how you would type this out (because it's a song ad all) but tell me if I got it wrong if you'd please.
You've gotta help me out
It's all a blur last night
I need an aspirin
'Cause you're not real and I'm pissed
I've lost my mind
And the sun light
Is freakin' burning my eyes
close the shades
I just wanna crash now
Or get the hell out of town
This feels like D-day
Because of what you all tell me
Shut up and put your gil where your mouth is
That's what I get for waking up in final fantasy
Get up and shake the blood off your weapon now
Thats what I get for waking up in final fantasy
Why am I even here?
Did I fall into a coma?
Dressed up like Aeris
Because Cloud is an asshole
Quit being a bother
Because I will kill you at night
Can't be bitchy
Because of what you all told me
Shut up and put your gil where your mouth is
That's what I get for waking up in final fantasy
Get up and shake the blood off your weapon now
Thats what I get for waking up in final fantasy
How'd I get into this?
Damn magic candles, and idiotic besties
Get me out of here
Ha, like that will happen
Because Karma's a bitch
I'm in some deep shit
Because of what you all told me
Because of what you all told me
Because of what you all told me
Told me, told me, oh yeah
Shut up and put your gil where your mouth is
That's what I get for waking up in final fantasy
Get up and shake the blood off your weapon now
Thats what I get for waking up in final fantasy
That's what get I guess
Shake the blood
Shake, shake, shake the blood
I'm sick of all this crap, now
I'm sick of all this crap, now
END OF SONG