WARNING: Drinking alcohol is hazardous for your health. WHX does NOT drink alcohol, but he sure does write some crude humor fics, as this one. Also, this fic is written in... SCRIPT FORMAT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!11111111111111111111oneone .
I don't own MegaMan, Capcom does.
COPYBOTS VERSION 2.0
Somewhere in the Central Town Park...
Navi On A Screen- Ladies and Gentlemen; the new Mayor of Cyber City, Dennojuu A. Uthor!
Uthor- Thanks, LaughtrackMan.
LaughtrackMan On A Screen- laughtrack sound
Uthor- Putting that aside, the reason of this GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL ANNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOUNCCEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNT...
LaughtrackMan- LOL
Uthor- ...was to make an announcement.
LaughtrackMan- UBERLOL
Uthor- About the recent happening of romances between humans and Navis... I have developed with a big bad load of help from SciLab, the new CopyBot, The COPYBOT VERSION 2.0!
Nameless Guy #1337- What's so special about this new version of the CopyBot?
LaughtrackMan- That's not LOL.
Uthor- The difference between the CopyBot 1.0 and the 2.0 is that the Copyroid Version 2.0 has a special feature that lets humans and Navis do "that kind of stuff".
Random Guy #1337- What kind of stuff, Mr. Uthor?
LaughtrackMan- That's not LOL.
Uthor- You wouldn't want to know.
Fangirl- Test it!
Uthor- WHA! HOW?
Fangirl- Between you and your Navi!
Fangirls- YAOI! YAOI! YAOI!
Uthor- Nope.
Fangirls- going BeastOut DESTROY!
LaughtrackMan- Umm... Mr. Uthor.
Uthor- What?
LaugtrackMan- Somebody stole the CopyBot.
Uthor- Oh.
Somewehre on the Central Town Residential Area...
Lan- YAHOO! We stole the special CopyBot that lets people...
Megaman- NOT HEAR EVIL!
Lan- Sheesh.
LaughtrackMan- from a vera long distance LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Megaman- So.. Lan, what are you going to do with the CopyBot?
Lan- What else? Test it out!
Megaman- WHAT! First of all, we're brothers! Second of all, we're both boys! Third of all... er... I GET TO BE ON TOP!
Lan- NO! I didn't mean that!
Fangirls- finishing BeastOut Next we get to kill Lan.
Lan- I meant going to look for Iris, transfer her to the CopyBot and then I can test it out!
Megaman- Can I get to use the CopyBot next and test it with Mayl?
Lan- WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Megaman- Erm... test it out with Jasmine?
Lan- That was better. Now... Megaman, Jack In! Transmission!
Random Guy who was Passing By- hangs a sign that says "NO MORE MARIJUANA FOR YA!"
Somewhere in the Net, Megaman finds Iris.
Megaman- Iris...
Iris- What... do.. you... ... wa..n...t...?...
Megaman- Well, I wanted to ask you if you would like to cross?
Iris- CrossFuse?
Megaman- Nope, crossbreed.
In the next paagraph, Iris will use a lot of swearing (OOC!), so it will be replaced by some other stuff.
Iris- WHAT! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM! A cheap ZOMG that LMFAO with the first WTF that crosses her! I can't believe that you're doing this! I'm so gonna kick your LOL until Protman comes and ROFL you!
Megaman- I didn't mean that. It's Lan who wants to do stuff with you.
Iris- cheery Oh! That changes the situation! So, where's the CopyBot I jump in?
Iris jumps in the CopyBot.
Iris-transformed into CopyBot Take me, Lan...
Then Netto insert corny yucky fangirlish lemon here
T3H ZOMG END.
