Pubert the Fungus
Based on the events of Minecraft Let's Play Episode 83
"Hey lads! We need to start the next Minecraft Let's Play!" shouted Geoff. The rest of Achievement Hunter paid him no attention; Michael was busy yelling at Gavin with Ray supplying helpful comments and Jack was finishing up lunch. Ryan was nowhere to be found. "Hey shitheads! Minecraft!" Gavin's phone went off, angering Michael even more.
"YOU LITTLE FUCKER! YOU STUPID-"
"FUCKERS! LET'S PLAY THE FUCKING LET'S PLAY!" The rest of the crew froze, recognizing Geoff's annoyance. His usually tired eyes were narrowed in anger. Geoff looked around. "Where's Ryan?" he asked, a bit more calmly.
"I haven't seen him," said Jack. A chorus of denial from the others arose. Geoff strode over to Ryan's desk. He peered into the mad king's chair. What was that? A high-pitched voice answered his unspoken question.
"I'm Pubert, Ryan's third child!" He was greeted with wide eyes.
"What the fuck are you?" questioned Michael.
"I am a fungus," replied Pubert, "and I enjoy long walks on the beach and earning achievements through watching TV." Michael shook his head, angrily muttering something about fungi not being able to turn on a TV. Gavin, having been very quiet, was staring at the fungus with a perplexed look. Finally, he asked in his British accent,
"What kind of music do you listen to?"