Okay this is my first Gilmore Girls story so I hope that you like it.

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After a lot of arguing a lot with my mother and my grandparents they finally got me to come. My mom was coming too, and she was coming with Luke, which didn't go over too well with my grandparents.

I don't know who's going to be at this thing but it's probably going to be a giant bore with a lot of Yale Alumni even though I'm already going to Yale they still want me to meet more of their friends.

"Come on hon, it's not going to be that bad," my mom said. She turned around and looked at me. Luke was driving and I could tell that he was tense.

"I didn't have to come. They just wanted people to meet you so why am I here," I asked. I usually don't give attitude to my mom, she's the one who raised me but this was not going to be fun.

"Because, I didn't want to go alone and your grandmother never told me who was going to be there so for all I know it could just be us," she said.

"What?" Luke asked. His grip on the wheel tightened. "Lorelai, you never said it was going to be just us. They don't even know about us yet!"

"What that we're getting married?" He nodded. "Oh I was nervous about that too but then she showed up at the inn and saw the ring so they already know. Did I forget to tell you?" He nodded. "I guess I did. Whoops!" I couldn't help but let out a little laugh.

"I'm not afraid to with hold the coffee Rory," Luke said. I quickly shut up. He pulled into the driveway and parked outside the door, as close as he could.

"I don't think it's just us," I said. There were tons of fancy cars parked there. "Are you going to get out of the car?"

"Yes we are," my mom said. She unbuckled herself and then Luke pushing him towards the door.

"Ow."

"Don't be a cry baby." We all walked up to the door and we didn't even have to knock, it was like she was waiting for us to get out of the car. Grandma threw open the door and pulled us all in.

Two hours later I was on my seventh glass of champagne, I think. There were almost no young adults there except for Logan, but I was avoiding him at all costs. After we broke up he never came to the paper anymore so I was forced to 'fire' him. His dad got really mad and tried to get me fired but it didn't work. They don't like me so much.

"Ror," my mom said coming up to me.

"Yes mommy," I said grinning.

"I just called a cab for you so we don't have an embarrassing moment to live down. Cause you're drunk," She said.

"No I'm not." She was leading me towards the front door but for some reason I couldn't really stop her.

"Yes you are. Here's the cab. Now get in. We'll meet you back home in a while," She said. "Here you go." She handed the driver some money and told him where to go. Soon I was riding.

"Wait a minute! Where are we going?"

"I think it's your house," the guy said.

"Well can we not? Ohhh!! Drive me to the nearest club!" I said. "I want to go dancing!" He shook his head. "Drive me to the nearest club!!" I think the driver didn't really care, he was already paid, and he could dump me on some street for all he cares.

"Here we are. Have fun," e said. I climbed out and flashed my ID at the guard. He let me in and flashed me a smile.

I went straight out to the dance floor, not letting anyone get in my way. I was dancing by myself for a while, having a good time but then I felt someone's hands on my waist.

"Hey baby," he whispered in my ear. Usually I wouldn't usually like that but I don't really care right now. I'm having fun.

Last night, I got served a little bit too much of that poison, baby
Last night, I did things I'm not proud of
And I got a little crazy
Last night, I met a guy on the dance floor and I let him call me baby

We kept on dancing for a while until we got tired. He led me over to the bar and ordered a beer. I just got a martini cause it was the first thing that popped into my head.

"So cutie, where you from?" He asked.

"Stars Hollow," I said. "But I'm living at Yale."

"Nice," He said. "But I've never heard of it, Stars Hollow." We laughed a little.

"I'm Rory," I said realizing that I hadn't introduced myself.

"Jess," He said. "I've never heard the name Rory before."

"My real name's Lorelai, after my mother, who was named after her grandmother. Rory's just a nickname," I said. Not wanting to babble I grabbed my drink and took a big sip of it.

"Nice, how'd you get the nickname?"

"Not sure really, they never really told me. But it doesn't really matter. Lorelai my mother and she raised me."

"And your dad?" He asked.

"My dad left us when my mom got pregnant but there was really no way not to keep in touch. Both of their parents were lived in the upper class of Hartford and they went to the same school. The school I went to."

"So you were raised with your grandparents?" He asked confused. I shook my head. "Why not?"

"My mother ran away to Stars Hollow and we lived in an Inn, it was my home until I was 8 then we finally got a house and now my mom runs her own inn," I said.

"How'd she get the inn?"

"Enough questions, let's dance," I said pulling him back out to the dance floor. I'm surprised that I haven't tripped yet. I'm surprised at how much I've drunk and I haven't thrown up yet.

We left later but I'm not sure when it was. His Pinto was sitting on the street. I just got in the car. There was a little voice in my head that reminded me it wasn't safe to get in a car with a drunk driver but it barely registered.

And I don't even know his last name
My momma would be so ashamed
It started off, "hey cutie where you from"
And then it turned into oh no, what have I done
And I don't even know his last name

We left, the club, 'bout around 3 o'clock in the morning
His Pinto, sitting there, in the parking lot, well it should have been a warning
I had no clue what I was getting into
So, I'll blame it on the Cuervo
Oh where did my manners go?

I don't even know his last name
Oh My momma would be so ashamed
It started off, "hey cutie where you from"
And then it turned into "oh no, what have I done"
And I don't even know his last name

Here we go

I woke up in a hotel room. Looking through the room service menu I saw that I was in Vegas. A picture of Elvis flashed through my mind but I ignored it.

"How did I get here," I asked myself. "Ow!" I looked down and there was a diamond ring on my left ring finger. It was turned around and digging into my palm. "Oh my god!"

I picked up my phone and dialed Paris' number, she knew that I had a party to go to last night but I promised I would be home.

"Where the hell are you? I've been up the whole damn night!!" She yelled.

"I'm sorry I got a little drunk."

"Rory Gilmore drunk, I never thought I'd se the day. But that's still no excuse!" I shook my head she was never going to let me live this down.

"Have my parents called?"

"No they haven't. I think they figured you just came back here for the night. But now will you tell me where the hell you are. Are you still in the country?" I heard something turn off and was suddenly aware that this whole time the shower had been running, and now it wasn't.

"I have to go," I said before hanging up. I turned my phone on silence and looked under the covers. Thank go my jeans were still on, along with my bra. I need to get out of here fast. His keys were sitting on the table so I grabbed my shirt and the keys and took off.

Right when I hit the parking lot it all hit me. I got married last night, who too though? I am Rory Gilmore, wait am I still a Gilmore? Crap, I have to go back.

Today, I woke up, thinking about Elvis somewhere in Vegas
I'm not sure how I got here
Or how this ring on my left hand just appeared outta nowhere
I gotta go take the chips and the Pinto and hit the road
They say what happens here, stays here, all of this will disappear

There's just one little problem

I don't even know my last name
Oh My momma would be so ashamed
It started off, "hey cutie where you from"
And then it turned into "oh no, what have I done"
And I don't even know my last name

What have I done
What have I done
What have I done

I walked back up the stairs towards the hotel and tried to remember the room number. I saw it on the phone……..453! I walked over to the door and knocked on it.

"There you are. Tried to run away?" I nodded. "With my car?" He asked.

"What happened last night?"

"We were drunk, I drove here and we were married by Elvis," He said handing me a picture and a certificate. "You're actually looking good in that picture." I looked down at it, my hair was a little frizzy but other than that everything was pretty much good.

"Who are you," I asked.

"Jess," He said.

"Jess…"

"Mariano," He finished. "You're Rory…"

"Gilmore. Unless I changed my name last night too," I said. I looked down. "And I did!!"

"What are we going to do," He asked.

"We're going to have it annulled of course," I said.

"I already called they said that you needed actual reasons and we have to be married for at least a month." I groaned.

Oh, what have I done
I don't even know my last name
Well it turned into, oh no what have I done
And I don't even know my last name
Yea, Yeah, Yeah

"That's what I thought. But I say we tell our parents and then go from there. We can get it annulled in a month," He said.

"That is just what I was thinking. But as a warning. My mom's getting married again and so, you're going to have to deal with both of my fathers. And last time one of my boyfriends broke up with me, no the first time. They got into a fight on the street in the middle of the day. And then once before my fathers did the same thing but at night."

"That sounds fun. I don't really have to tell my dad cause he doesn't care. But it's my mom and my uncle Luke." He said. "My uncle is probably going to get mad but my mom is just going to think I finally found a good girl."

"Where does your uncle live?"

"Some Hollow place," He said.

"Let's just get this over with. Do you live in Hartford?" I asked.

"Just outside of it but we should probably stay somewhere close," He said. I nodded. "Can we stay in your town or will everyone there freak there too? It sure sounds like they will."

"They may but it should be fine if we don't tell them for a while," I said. "So it's settled, we'll tell them in a couple of days when we get back. What time is it?"

"Like four in the afternoon," He said.

"Wow." He just laughed at me.

I don't even know my last name
It started off "hey cutie where you from"
And then it turned into, oh no what have I done
And I don't even know my last name
Oh, yeah


Okay I hope that you liked it. Pleas review cause I would love the feed back. I'm not sure when the next chapter is going to be but It will be up sometime, and hopefully soon.

Amanda!