**JelloGirl323 does not own Harry Potter**

The Weasley twins were having a 'normal' morning at Hogwarts. Well there normal was a bit different from others definition of the word normal. Most people's mornings didn't consist of pulling pranks, getting yelled at and quite possibly getting detention.

They were just in the process of running away from Professor McGonagall, to avoid getting a detention, when they heard laughter come from what sounded like the entrance to the dungeons.

"That sounds like Peeves," Fred remarked looking at his twin curiously. "I wonder what poor sap fell into his sights this time."

George grinned. "I haven't a clue, perhaps we should go and help them shouldn't we?"

"I think you are right George,"

The two twins walked over to where they heard Peeves's laughter. It seemed that the poltergeist was tormenting a small black kitten.

"Peeves? Why are you tormenting a cat?" Fred asked

"S'not a cat, but a teacher-bat, who's looking a little fat." Peeves cackled eyes glinting wildly.

Fred and George looked at each other in puzzled amusement. "'Teacher-bat'?" Fred commented "That sounds an awful lot like..." He trailed off staring wide eyed at the feline.

The small cat glared up at him with little beady black eyes. "Not another word out of you Mr. Weasley."

Professor Snape's voice snapped.

George jumped in surprise, for a second he looked around but then, with a start, realized it had come from the cat. "Did that cat just say something?" He asked amazed.

"And it sounded just like...Snape." Fred commented a grin threatening to come onto his face.

"Professor Snape," The kitten snapped irritably.

The Weasley twins took one look at each other then burst into laughter. "Professor Snape is a cat. A fluffy little black cat." They cried laughing.

The professor turned feline glared at the two. "You will stop laughing right now." he demanded with a small cute growl.

Smirking evilly the twins picked up Snape and started to 'coo' at him. "Who's a cute little kitty? You are. Yes you are."

"Stop it right this instant!" Snape yowled angrily He was so angry that made a strange half growl half 'mew' sound.

There was a minute of shocked silence. Snape's feline eyes were widened in horror and the Weasley twins looked as if they were trying not to laugh.

"Not another word." Snape growled pointing a small paw at the twins.

The sight was too absurd for the two trouble makers, and they burst into laughter. Every time they tried to calm down the professor would either growl or glare at him with his little nose all scrunched up and send them back into another round of laughter.

It seemed Snape had enough as he jumped out of Fred's arms and started scratching the twin's face.

"Ow! Ouch!" Fred cried trying to pry the feline off his face.

"Hang on Fred, I'll get him." George said trying to pull the fluffy professor off.

Snape then turned and started attacking George. Just then McGonagall caught up with them. And stopped to stare at the sight before her in confusion, and a little bit of amusement.

"Now boys stop tormenting this poor little cat." She said coming up and grabbing Snape by the scruff of his neck.

Snape just hung there glaring at the Weasley twins.

Fred and George shuddered "That's no cat Professor." George said glaring at Snape.

McGonagall's eyebrows rose. "Oh? And just what is it then?" she asked amused.

"Professor Snape." The twins said in unison with glares on their faces.

"That's simply preposterous." McGonagall said sternly. "There's no way that this cat is Professor Snape."

"Actually Minerva," Snape commented sounding sour. "They are telling the truth."

McGonagall jumped "Severus?!" She called

END