The Girls
A St Luminous Mission High School Spoof
by DDFA
Scene: Area 51. An low ranking officer is scurrying across the
complex's main courtyard to where his commander is waiting
for him. The commander is grumbling, tapping one of his
feet, his hands crossed behind his back. The lackey salutes
him.
Comm: So, what have you managed to get out of the infiltrators?
Lackey: Well, according to them, they're all schoolgirls from some
private school in Japan, which I would suppose would go with
those horrible brown uniforms they're wearing.
Comm: A Private School?
The Commander sighs.
Comm: Now I've heard everything. And just what did they say about
their... unexpected arrival here?
Lackey: They say they're not sure. One moment that were in school,
the next.... ZAP!
Comm: Zap?
Lackey: Zap.
Comm: Oh, honestly, do they expect us to believe such a cock and
bull story?
Lackey: Maybe the Grays brought them, sir.
Comm: Shhhhhhh.....
The Commander slaps a hand over the Lackey's mouth.
Comm: Listen, as far as we're concerned, they're nothing more than
a pack of loonies, trying to expose our activities.
Lackey: Mmmmffffle mmmfffle.
Comm: What was that?
The Lackey points to the hand over his mouth.
Comm: Oh... Sorry.
The Commander takes the hand away.
Lackey: But we've checked up on this St Luminous place. It
supposedly exists. A Catholic school, I'm lead to believe.
Comm: ....
Lackey: With Nuns, even.
Comm: ....
Lackey: They have been having trouble with girls vanishing, lately.
Comm: ....
Lackey: ....
Comm: Make sure nobody hears their screams, then bury them
somewhere out the back.
The Commander turns and sniffs as the lackey sweatdrops.
Lackey: But sir....
Comm: They'll be publishing books about this one for years....
THE END (Evil chuckle Mark III, with safety catch on)
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VERSION 1.0 - Saturday, 29th May 1999
A St Luminous Mission High School Spoof
by DDFA
Scene: Area 51. An low ranking officer is scurrying across the
complex's main courtyard to where his commander is waiting
for him. The commander is grumbling, tapping one of his
feet, his hands crossed behind his back. The lackey salutes
him.
Comm: So, what have you managed to get out of the infiltrators?
Lackey: Well, according to them, they're all schoolgirls from some
private school in Japan, which I would suppose would go with
those horrible brown uniforms they're wearing.
Comm: A Private School?
The Commander sighs.
Comm: Now I've heard everything. And just what did they say about
their... unexpected arrival here?
Lackey: They say they're not sure. One moment that were in school,
the next.... ZAP!
Comm: Zap?
Lackey: Zap.
Comm: Oh, honestly, do they expect us to believe such a cock and
bull story?
Lackey: Maybe the Grays brought them, sir.
Comm: Shhhhhhh.....
The Commander slaps a hand over the Lackey's mouth.
Comm: Listen, as far as we're concerned, they're nothing more than
a pack of loonies, trying to expose our activities.
Lackey: Mmmmffffle mmmfffle.
Comm: What was that?
The Lackey points to the hand over his mouth.
Comm: Oh... Sorry.
The Commander takes the hand away.
Lackey: But we've checked up on this St Luminous place. It
supposedly exists. A Catholic school, I'm lead to believe.
Comm: ....
Lackey: With Nuns, even.
Comm: ....
Lackey: They have been having trouble with girls vanishing, lately.
Comm: ....
Lackey: ....
Comm: Make sure nobody hears their screams, then bury them
somewhere out the back.
The Commander turns and sniffs as the lackey sweatdrops.
Lackey: But sir....
Comm: They'll be publishing books about this one for years....
THE END (Evil chuckle Mark III, with safety catch on)
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_________
/ @ \ DDFA (The Right Dishonourable Mark A Page)
/ / ^ ^ \ \ darkdayforanime@hotmail.com
/\ Chief Propoganda Officer, Keeper of
\/ \/ the Tapes and Co-Founder of the Saitou-chan
\___________/ Appreciation Society - Adelaide Japanese
/_/ \_\ PU Animation Society
VERSION 1.0 - Saturday, 29th May 1999