I was driving home from work, when this little 'scene' just popped up in my head, I thought I should share it with you guys, so enjoy!
Title: Too late
Disclaim: I don't own anything
Summary: Edward sighed and shook his head. " do you really have to do this?"
"I'm sorry, Edward, but it's too good to be true " Jacob said...
Warning: English isn't my main language, so I'm sorry if my spelling and grammar sucks
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"Man, this sucks!" Emmett Cullen exclaimed as he lost another hand in poker against his brother.
"well, I told not to poker with Jasper " Alice told her older brother, and blew Jasper a kiss. She turned back to the game of chess that her and Edward had been playing for about 4 hours.
"Oh my god!, we've got like a billion channels and there's nothing good on, nothing at all! " Bella complained from where she laid on the white couch and continued to zap through the channels to find something that could be interested.
"Bella?" Alice said after a few moments of silence.
"yeah?"
"please, remember that Esme really loves the dinner table, so don't break it, okay?" Alice begged
"hmm...sure, okay" Bella promised, slightly confused over her sister-in-laws sudden concern for the ancient table. She looked over to her husband; how smiled and nodded towards Jasper and Emmett. The door opened and Jacob with Renesmee on his back
"hey guys" Jacob greeted them, with a huge smirk on his face.
"hmm…Emmett I think you better run" Jacob said causally as Nessie slided down to the floor, and went over to the couch and sat down next to her mother .
"no, come on man, I might just win this one!" Emmett exclaimed and pointed at his card. "and what did I do this time?" After all Emmet was the joker around the house.
"alright, but suit yourself " Jacob warned and turned to Nessie on the couch
Edward sighed and shook his head. " do you really have to do this?"
" What's going on?" Bella asked concerned, but Jacob ignored her
"I'm sorry, Edward, but it's too good to be true " Jacob said, "Hey Nessie you want sing that song that you sang for me in the car, the one that uncle Emmett taught you yesterday?"
Nessie nodded and happily began to sing.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tuff..."
Bella was in such a stat of shock that she just starred at Renesmee as she sang. Alice, Jasper and Emmet was laughing so hard that they almost feel out of their chairs, and Jacob was clutching his side from all laughing while Edward tried to hide his laughter in his hands
"Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get witcha
And take your pictcha
My homeboys tried ta warn me
But that butt you got
Makes me so..."
Bella quickly cover her daughters mouth before she could continue to sing. She turned towards Emmett.
" Emmett, did you teach my daughter Baby, got back by Sir-mix-alot? " Bella said thought her teeth as she stood up. She was more then ready to kill him.
"What can I say, sis', it's a good song" He said and disappeared into the dining room, with Bella not too far after.
"Bella , remember the tab..." Alice tried, but it was too late.