Akatsuki go to MMS
This is our first story in the 'Akatsuki go to…' series. No mean comments please!
We do not own the Akatsuki, MMS, Mason MI., Naruto, or any products mentioned in the story.
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Ch. 1
"But Kakuzu Tobi wants some cookies," cried the usually happy Tobi.
"No," the miser said firmly.
"But Kakuzu! Tobi did get the naked picture of Deidara."
"Yeah but it was all blurry! I couldn't see a thing!" screamed Kakuzu.
Deidara slowly shuffles away hoping he will never be caught naked again. Deidara runs into the nearest room but… he finds Pein and Konan in 'the act'. Deidara is extremely nauseated by the sight and runs to the nearest bathroom puke his brains out. Only to be tripped on by a naked Sasori who just finished with his shower. Deidara then puked when he realized that Sasori had no 'thing'.
"HOLY SHIT! Deidara get out!" screamed Sasori.
"I'm going to as soon as I finish puking, un."
*FLASH*
A camera light went off. "Yes!" screamed Tobi. "I got the picture Kakuzu!"
"OMG did he just get a picture of you on top of me in a disturbing fashion?" Deidara asked.
*FLASH*
"Tobi get that stupid camera out of here!" the angry Pein screamed.
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In the living room…
"Hey Kakuzu, can I have some cookies?" Itachi asked.
Just then Tobi ran past with an angry, aroused and naked Pein tailing after him. Itachi got an uber nosebleed and… passed out.
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-in Pein and Konan's bedroom…
The dazed Konan is sitting on the bed totally freaked out, and naked.
"Did Tobi get a picture of me and Pein? Maybe he will make me a copy?" Konan thought.
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-back in the bathroom…
"I'm going to KILL Tobi!" screamed half-naked Sasori. (He got a towel)
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-somewhere in the house…
"Gotcha!"
Pein dog piles Tobi and is right on top of Tobi, naked. Konan walks in fully dressed.
"Oh. My. Gosh! Pein what are you doing?!"
Pein then realizes that he is butt-naked on… top of Tobi who is squirming to get away.
"This isn't what it looks like. I swear!" Pein tried to explain to Konan.
While Pein is explaining to konan, Deidara walks in and sees Pein on top of Tobi.
"I've seen too many freaky things. I'm going to bed." Then Deidara storms off to his room.
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End of chapter one!
The next chapter will be out soon!