Kitty-sama: I don't own bleach, unfortunately.
Kitty-sama: This is my third time rewriting this, because I keep leaving it on other computers.
Renji: And they care… why?
Kitty-sama: You shut up. Did I give you permission to speak?
Renji: No, ma'am.
Kitty-sama: Well, whatever. Anyways, this is a show monologue.
Renji: Starring your favorite bleach character, me.
Ichigo: No. Everyone knows I'm the favorite bleach character.
Renji: Sure, whatever, strawberry.
Ichigo: Shut up, firecrotch.
Kitty-sama: HEY! That's enough, you two.
Uryu: Actually, it involves virtually all of the bleach characters.
Kitty-sama: but my show is review- based. Which means-
Ichigo: It means she's not creative.
Kitty-sama: No it doesn't, strawberry, it means-
Ichigo: my name means number one guard. Not strawberry.
Kitty-sama: ohkay, whatever, strawberry. It means that I like to involve fans in my FAN fics.
Orihime: You can write in with any questions, comments, or commands you have for the bleach characters, or the author.
Kitty-sama: Well, it's about time to wrap up. Preview for next episode… Byakuya and Gin… in the same room. Dunn dunn DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Byakuya: I refuse to partake in such foolishness. I am far too important for this show.
Kitty-sama: Two things. One, you're on this show now, and two, I knew you would say that, that's why I put a binding spell on you.
Byakuya: Darn.
Kitty-sama: Time to wrap up. One last thing. Today's my birthday!! You owe me presents. Don't forget to review with your questions, comments, and commands.
Ichigo: I'm not a strawberry.