Kisame sat up, his head spinning like, well, a spinning thing. He had no idea where he was, which was NEVER a good place to be when you woke up. He looked around.
"I must be drunk or something" he thought hazily. He was suspended in a huge endless black pit. All around him, moving busily, were 0s and 1s, in a creepy green digital font. He reached out his hand and tried to grab one. It passed through his hand with a small 'bzzt.'
"Creepy" He thought. He grabbed his sword and slashed through them. No effect!
"Well, it can't be worse than the time you woke up with Tobi, can it?" he said to himself in a half-hearted attempt to add comedy to the situation. His voice echoed a bit, and merged with the eerie electrical hum. He stood up and looked underneath him. He was standing on nothing! Uneasily, he started walking. Forward was as good as any direction, wasn't it? So off he went into the wide blue (ahem, black with green digits) yonder.
Kisame had been walking for hours. His legs felt like mush, and he was thirsty as hell. And still, there was no sign that this godforsaken middle of nowhere would ever end. He collapsed onto his knees.
"Goddamn Fucking frozen monkey-love on a stick" he shouted.
"Password. Correct" A loud mechanical voice recited mechanically. A ginormous metal door appeared out of nowhere. It was white and shiny and hurt his eyes. Cautiously, he touched it. It was smooth and sharp and precise, so flat that not even an oompa loompa in all its fat glory would be able to break it. Hell, not even an akamichi in all its fat glory would be able to break it. Kisame pulled out his sword and tapped on the door. No effect. He decided to go through it. After all, it couldn't be worse than here right? He cautiously turned the silver knobs and entered into the unknown beyond.