Disclaimer: Okay I have this addiction with Wilt and the Akatsuki so I thought to myself 2 things: 1. A Akatsuki fangirl made imaginary Akatsuki members and they are best friends or 2. make it into a drama and make Wilt join the Akatsuki...I prefer 2. ENJOY BITCHES! Warning: OOC Wilt, and cussing due to Hidan's mouth.

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Pein's POV

I walked through the pile of rubble that was once called "Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends". This place was burned to the ground due to a bad fire. Investigators haven't been here yet. Its been what 6 days since the fire. Everyone made it out except 1 person. What ws his name? Slit, Kilt, Zit, Wilt. Yeah Wilt.

I was walking with Zetsu and Kisame. I stopped when I heard moaning from under me. It ws from under the rubble.

"Kisame, slash those rocks till you find someone or something" I ordered.

"With plessure" He said.

He took out his long samhada and began to slice through it like butter. He stopped when he saw someone. I bent down and looked at his face. It was a lot more regular than those very colorful and messed up imaginary bastards as Hidan calls them. His face looked simular to a cat with 2 eye stalks, one of the was wabbely, and had to stiches 1 on each side of his face. He had super long legs. Ha had a huge gash on his chest. I looked to see a marking, but couldn't tell what image it was because of that huge gash on his chest. He was the color crimson red. I loved that color. He also seemed to be missing an arm.

I bent down and wiped off some of the dust on his face. This must be Wilt. He must be tough to live 6 days under rubble.

"Should I eat him?" Zetsu's black side asked.

"Actually I have a hunch about this one. He's perfect for the Akatsuki. I mean someone who lives 6 days under rubble with no food or water must be tough. We will take him with us" I said.

Kisame lifted Wilt on his shoulders.

"Are you planning to use him for the experiment?" Kisame asked.

"Indeed" I said. I turned around.

"Lets get him to the hide-out" I said, me Kisame and Zetsu leaving the rubble.

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Disclaimer: I KNOW IT SUCKS!