A/N: One shot of what could have happened if Daniel would have come back to the office when Betty was all hopped up on Claire's perfume in "Odor in the Court".

"I got your care package RIGHT HERE!" she said as she took two steps and leaped into Henry's arms. She wrapped her legs around his waist and began kissing him fiercely. Betty felt as though she were on fire from the inside out as Henry returned her embrace. The stunned silence around her didn't phase her, she just had to kiss him, she wanted him to take her right then and there in the elevator! What was that she remembered reading in "Making your man a bottom"? Oh yes! Leave him wanting more.

She released her hold on Henry and backed away from him. With a flirty wink she said, "I love you too", then turned from Henry's stunned face and walked away.

"Well! Look who went from flirty to dirty!", Christina exclaimed as Betty threw her arms around her and hugged her tightly.

" I don't care", Betty said as she squeezed Christina in her arms, "It felt good, and if it feels good do it!" Then she turned and licked Christina across the cheek. Betty ignored her friend's wildly flaying arms and continue to squeeze and walk with her. Actually dragging her along the tube with her.

"That is so weird!" Betty exclaimed, "Is there an echo in here?" She shook Christina slightly as she threw her head back and yelled, "HELLLLLLOOOOO!"

"Betty!", Daniel exclaimed as he rounded the receptionist desk. "Are you okay?" he asked as he gently touched her arm.

Betty felt every nerve ending in her body come to attention. The little hairs on the back of her neck rose, and she felt uncontrollable heat spiral from the innocent point of contact straight to her belly. As the heat rose to her cheeks she dropped Christina with a light thud. Her vision seemed to tunnel in on Daniel. On his face, his hair. Why hadn't she ever noticed how thick and dark his hair was before? God, it looked like chocolate! She wanted to swirl her hands all through it.

Those eyes! That mouth! The man was a virtual smorgasbord of sexy deliciousness.

And Betty was starving.

She ran a shaky hand over his arm and smiled up at him,"I'm fine Daniel, there's just ugh something I need to go over with you."

Before he had a chance to respond she began dragging him down the tube toward his office. Daniel had to laugh, Betty looked all flustered and cute. And man was she strong today, he thought as she all but carried him the rest of the way to his office.

She shoved him through the opening of his door, Daniel stumbled slightly but managed to catch himself on one of the many shelves lining his walls.

"Betty-", he began but came up short when he felt her arms wrap around him from behind. He reached for her hands, and as he pried them off his shirt he noticed that her body temperature seemed to be strangely high.

Holding her hands and arms aloft, he turned around. The look of pure female arousal on his sweet little Betty's face nearly floored him. Her cheeks were flushed, her lips large, pink and luscious, she tossed her glasses while his back was turned, and run her hands through her hair giving it a sexy tousled look. She yanked her hands from his grasp and pressed her body against his. He got a whiff of her scent, it was somehow Betty but at the same time it held a certain something that was making his libido stand up and take notice.

"God, Betty", he moaned as he sniffed her neck, "you smell good."

"It's that perfume I'm holding for your mother", she said as she sank her teeth into her lower lip and began tugging his shirt out of his pants. Her hands ran underneath his shirt, exploring the planes of his abs with her nimble fingers. She looked up at him through a sexual haze, "Kiss me Daniel."

He didn't think twice, didn't pause to consider the irrational way she was behaving. All he knew was that since he'd smelled her neck he wanted her, and she wanted him.

And he was going to have her.

He was going to make her HIS in every way possible. Sinking his hands into her hair he leaned down and laid his lips on hers. His tongue slid across her full bottom lip, begging for her to open her mouth. Her lips parted and he dove in, she tasted of lemon drops and faintly of old coffee. She was the best thing Daniel had ever tasted in his life. She kissed him back, sliding her tongue over his, while simultaneously sliding his jacket off and unbuttoning his shirt. He broke the kiss and began kissing her all over her face, nibbling at her earlobes, and sliding his tongue across her neck. He enjoyed the little moaning noises she made as he kissed his way down to her collar bone. The sound of her pleasure going straight to his groin. He pushed her up against the wall and stepped in between her legs. Betty wrapped one leg around his hip, while his hands simultaneously roamed up her thigh and down her torso. He paused to smooth his hands down her curves, overjoyed at what she had been hiding underneath her clothes all this time. His played with her nipples through her top, noting that her breathing hitched and her pelvis ground into him.

He grunted in response, as a heady mixture of her arousal and her perfume poured over him. Rolling across his senses. His hands skimmed up her thighs and under her dress, ripped her panties off. His thumbs skimmed the outer folds of her lips. He moaned when he realized she was wet, hot and ready for him. Bringing his fingers to his mouth he tasted her. God she was definitely the best thing he had ever tasted! He was just sliding down her body to get a full taste of her when his office door banged open.

"Danny! I think we need to go over how we will present a united front at mom's trial tomor-" Alexis strutted into her brother's office without hesitation only to come up sharply as she took in the scene before her, " what the hell is going on here!" She yelled when she noticed her brother all but devouring innocent little Betty.

Daniel immediately shot to his feet and Betty wrapped her arms around his waist and buried her face in his now exposed chest. Daniel was shocked find that instead of being embarrassed, she was in fact nuzzling the skin there, nipping lightly. He wrapped her in his arms and turned his head to look at a shocked Alexis.

"I umm...guess the stress...of umm mom being.." Daniel stuttered out.

"Oh Daniel!", Betty exclaimed as she pushed away from his chest and spun towards Alexis,"We were just having a little bit of fun, you know." She said with a jaunty wink.

Daniel watched in shock as she shamelessly flitted around the room, gathering her tattered panties and discarded glasses. He couldn't help but look at Alexis with a what-the-fuck look clearly written across his face. He found that his sister reflected the look back at him.

Betty pulled Daniel down to her level and gave him another earth shattering kiss on the lips, and another flirty kiss on the nose.

"We'll finish this later big boy!" she said with a wink before sauntering past a stunned Alexis, and through the door.