Vibri goes to Clown hell
T'was a fine Sunday morning, the birds were chirping, the weedman was preparing his grass, the hole squirrels were consuming diet sausages off of dead Russians, and our lovely, white vector-lined, and anthropomorphic rabbit, Vibri, was putting on her casual attire for another fantastic day loaded with happiness and artificial euphoria.
As she was eating her breakfast, she read in the newspaper that a new circus in town, known simply as "Swell Clowns", was ready for its first debut in the history of mankind and rabbitkind, so she felt extremely happy, and launched herself out of the window, soaring towards the circus. A large amount of human lint landed directly in her mouth as she was flying, but she spat it all out on a statue of some old geezer.
So there she was, standing right in front of the circus. She bought a ticket from this Caucasian fellow with red hair, whose name seemed to be written in gibberish Cyrillic. The man yelled: "БЛЯ СУКА ХУЙ ТЕБЕ ГРАНАТА ВРАГ УБИТ! ", right at her cute, little face. Our heroine simply laughed and shrugged it off.
Skipping all the details, the show featured a clown not being able the resist the weight of shame, a suave gentleman flicking knives at a woman who seemed to be strapped on a spinning, circular board, a horse with no remorse, and a hotshot Eastern-European man chucking grenades at a flock of cardboard birds. The crowd cheered, cried, laughed, but Vibri. Vibri changed. She is no longer the same she used to be.
Then the PAYDAY gang entered the circus and stole the animals and looted the ATM machines that were spray painted in pink end of the fucking