Author's Note:

I love Belphegor and Fran and I fucking love them as a couple. Too bad they are not a very popular couple of Katekyo Hitman Reborn…or are they? My language is not broken, for your information. Well excuse my grammar mistakes sometimes since I don't really reread my stories to find errors. In both anime and manga, Fran addresses himself with "Me". To be as original and not OOC as I can, I adapt his talking style (for he is cute talking in monotone like a child). Beware of long summary… Other than that, please remember to review after you read.

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Summary:

Varia is a small country ruled by King Xanxus whom is in a serious need of anger management therapy (too bad he kills all therapists who dared to approach him…) and he lives happily in the castle with his loud, annoying queen named Superbi Squalo. They adopted Belphegor, a young prince of their neighbor country who was left homeless after he slaughtered all the people, including his family. When the prince turns 18, his handsomeness and grace has earned him quite a reputation among females and males around the neighbor countries and also the riches, with high authority among the people. The King and Queen and of course, the prince himself; has rejected all proposers and suitors by replying with a simple message: Trash. One day, on the prince's regular routine of wandering around Varia (to find victims for his knives' target), he meets a young man with a frog sitting on his head…

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Love in Varia: Chapter 1

Trash… Trash… Trash… Trash… Trash… Trash… SNAP!

"VOIII! I can't handle all these shit anymore! Just fucking approve one bitch and let him live happily ever after with her!" the Queen throws a tantrum and slams on the desk, hard. The proposals all flew across the room.

"Shut up, trash…and just do as I told you," the King commands in annoyance and take a long sip on his aged red wine.

"I didn't marry you to be your slave, Xanxus! He is your son as well so fucking takes some responsibility as a father!" Squalo screams again, with a sword pointing at his relaxingly sitting royal husband.

The Queen is well known as "The Sword Emperor" in this land of Vongola. His swordsman skill is far impressive and he has cut down more than hundreds of swordsmen in his entire life time. For some mysterious reason, he was engaged to Xanxus. Some says because they have been best friends ever since young and love comes naturally while some says because it is because Xanxus threatened and forced him into marriage so he could be crowed as the King.

"…Trash," the King takes another sip of his wine and totally ignoring his annoying wife while continues to focus on the book entitled, "The Taming of the Shrew". Queen Squalo, in annoyance only storms off from the office to search for his adopted son, Belphegor to talk over the mountains of proposals issue in the castle.

When the Queen is walking towards Prince Belphegor's chamber, he was stopped by a servant who states he has an important message from the Prince to be delivered to the Queen and the King. Before Queen Squalo is able to open his mouth, the servant has already disappeared as soon as he hands in the piece of message onto the royalty's hands.

"Voi, what the fuck is this?" the Queen flips to the back of the piece of paper and it reads:

"Out hunting"

Upon the immediate recognition of the writing, a few red angry symbols pop on the Queen's head and released a fiery, angry aura. Everyone in the castle knows that when the Prince is out hunting, he will disappear for months and no trackers are able to track him down miraculously…meaning that Squalo has to spend months of sleepless nights to reply the proposals again. It makes things a lot simpler if they just arrange or force a marriage for the prince but Prince Belphegor whom everyone knows as Prince, the Ripper will never approve of any decisions made for him because of his royal pride.

"THAT DAMNED PRINCE! DISAPPEARING JUST LIKE THAT!"

O.O

"Ushishishishishi…"

The small green creature helplessly leaps away when he was almost struck dead by another weirdly crafted silver knife. Prince Belphegor is just plainly bored and his target animal is his only kill for boredom. While he continuously trying to stab the stubborn frog to its death, the desperate escaping little creature has unconsciously leading the royal prince to an unfortunate peasant soul in order to save it's little life.

"Laundry is such a pain… So much from a drinker father and a heavy gambler mother… Grandma's cooking is as horrible as always, my stomach hurts…"

A feminine figure keeps talking to himself regarding of his hard life as he washes all his dirty clothes by the river banks. At the puberty age of 16, the male has quite a cute face and a small figure, like a girl's…much to his dismay. He has wanted a muscular, toned body like all other boys at his age.

Suddenly, he feels something small and cold landed on his head, follows up with a sharp pain on his back. There are such days that he is grateful to his family is sharing a rare genetic trait which allows the restrained feeling of pain. However, an unfelt pain is still a pain and unconsciously, his eyes begin to water. Then, he hears a male's voice giving a weird sound, sounds like "Shishishi". Forgotten the small creature sitting on his head, the teal haired boy turned to face his attacker.

"Hey, you peasant… Aren't you supposed to bleed when the Prince's knife stabbed your back?" Prince Belphegor asks curiously as he realizes his knife has missed the target but has catches another prey instead.

Upon the confirmation of the rightful owner of the weapon, the victim pulls out the strangely shaped knife and bends it hard until it breaks into two. How girly and weak is he? Getting so worn out by just destroying a knife? Hmm…must because of the food poisoning's fault. While his mind doubts about the bad cooking, the prince is annoyed seeing his precious knife being destroyed. He no longer cares about the runaway frog because this frog head is going to be the substitution.

"How dare you break the prince's property, you peasant… What is your name?"

The teal haired boy just stares at the blonde haired, just realizing the eyes are covered by long bangs… Why did he have to meet a weirdo but not some hot chick? The boy picks up his washed clothes and attempt to walks away… Only to be stopped by another knife thrown to his way which the boy immediately dodges.

"Do not ignore the prince! Ushishishishi…" The late warning only earns a long sigh before he finally replies, "Me is Fran, fake prince."

An angry symbol pops on the prince's handsome face and throws a few more knives at the peasant, successfully turning the target into a cactus. "The prince is not fake, un-cute peasant!" Of course, Prince Belphegor only means it literally. Fran is actually quite a cutie who will make many girls jealous, even if he is a guy.

I bet all you readers were thinking it is Mammon and not Fran when you were read the summary. Need a quick opinion from you all readers, should I make Xanxus and Squalo real lovers? Or Xanxus had forced Squalo to marry him so he can be crowned as the King? I seriously can't make up my mind.