"What's the big deal about being vegan? I mean, I'm saving all of these little animals! And you all think it's stupid! I just- I don't get it."
"Rach, I don't get how you can't eat bacon. It's just… it's kind of sad that you can't enjoy the awesomeness that is bacon. I'm sorry, baby, but that's my opinion."
"Yo, Dwarf, we brought pizza. But, here's some salad crap for you."
"Hi, Rachel! Why can't you eat pizza like us?"
"I'm a vegan, Brittany."
"What's that?"
"It's when you save fucking animals and eat tuna and lettuce all day."
"Well, I want to save animals! Can I be a vegan?"
"Britt, you couldn't eat eggs for breakfast, and you would have to eat butter substitutes or what-the-hell-ever like Hobbit over here."
"Don't call Rachel that!"
"Oh, shut it, Blondie."
"Sanny, don't be mean to Quinnie."
"Sorry, Tubbers."
"Santana, why must you call Quinn and I ridiculous nicknames like that?"
"Cause, it fucking entertains me, Midget."
"Well, they're deplorable, Santana."
"Hey, do you have any bacon here, babe?"
"Quinn! You know I'm a vegan! Must you shout it into my face like that?"
"Sorry, baby. But, I know how to make it up to you later."
"Get a room, you Cats in heat!"
"Why would kitties be in the Sun? Oh no, I hope Lord Tubbington isn't frying on the sidewalk!"
"Baby, it's a metaphor."
"Oh. Ok."
"Well, are we still going to watch a movie?"
"Yes, I agree with Rach."
"Don't you always?"
"Yes, cause she's my girlfriend."
"You are so whipped."
"No, I am not!"
"Baby, can you get me a water, please?"
"Sure."
"Whipped!"
"Can you get me a soda, Sanny?"
"Sure, Babe."
"Ha! You're whipped, too!"
"Can we watch a movie, now?"
"Fine, Shortie. So, Project X or Ted?"
"Oh, God."