ONE PIECE
TITLE: I'M NOT HIM!
AUTHOR: mrredrum
PAIRING: None. And only a little bit of Zoro and Sanji/ZoroxSanji in the background…
WARNING: None. Really.
NOTES: Just some stupid drabble about Duval's misfortune...and crack...crack...crack...seriously, is there anyone who want to read about Duval anyway?...btw, my many thanks for kakairupowns-swan for the sudden beta... Thank you.
See, all his life, all he wanted was to be a famous person and be respected by others
But people only saw him as a joke and he hadn't had a date in what seemed like forever
Maybe because he was aware that his face wasn't very handsome, here
So, he settled himself by collected his own followers to hide his fear
Then suddenly something changed lately,
and everyone began to call him BlackLeg Sanji
and introduced him as a cook of the Baratie
and he was suddenly on the run from the Navy
Yes, he wanted to be famous and respected.
But not like this.
And why were all of these girls suddenly chasing him, anyways?
"He ran over there!"
"Catch him!"
"Don't let go of his body!"
"…"
"Great, now that we caught the real BlackLeg Sanji we can make our own yaoi movie about the romantic life of a famous pirate. Of course, we still need to catch Roronoa Zoro, first…"
"Agreed!"
"…Haim nhot him!! HEEELLLPPP!!"...
OMAKE
Meanwhile, on the other side of the same city, Roronoa Zoro suddenly shuddered, a cold prickling feeling on the back of his neck. Something that felt like he could predict someone's whereabouts even when they were hidden.
"Oi, Marimo. What's wrong with you?"
"… Nothing. I just feel like there's someone with a bad aura that's going to come this way…"
"Heh, with your lack of direction sense, I really doubt that that person is headed this way, shitty-bastard."
"Well, maybe you're the one with the bad aura then, since I can practically feel that the aura looks just almost identical with yours, aho-cook."
"…Just keep your mouth shut and help me bring the groceries back to the Sunny, asshole."
"Che…"…