A/N YAY another awesome fanfic from*drumrole*meee
Jacob:lalalala I'm a magical pony!
Seth:...umm okay Jake,have fun with that*leaves room*
Jacob:YO YO YO IT'S JIZZY JACOB IN THEEEE HOUSE!
Seth:...yo yo yo it's Sizzy Seth in theeee house!*eats paul's doritos*
2 MINUTES LATER
Paul:...WHERE ARE MY DORITOS
Seth:in my stomach!
Paul:*growl*
Seth:Nice puppy
Paul:*eats Seth*
Seth:ouch getting eaten hurts...hehehe will you go eat Leah
Paul:no
Seth:please?
Paul:no
Seth:please?
Paul:NO YOU IDIOT!
Seth:why?
Paul:she scares me...
Seth:sure THAT'S why...you probably have a crush on her...
Paul:didn't I just eat you...how can you talk?
Seth:'cause I'm cool like that...
8 MARSHMALLOW FLOWERS LATER
Jacob:DON'T CHA WISH YA GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME DON'T CHA WISH YA GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME OHH DON'T CHA
Leah:*walks in*FREAKSHOW!
Jacob:...yo mama
Leah:...ummm...yo mama is a llama
Jacob:yo mama fat...that...when she walked outside people thought there was an eclipse
Leah:yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Jacob:yo mama so ugly...that everyone died
Leah:that makes no sense
Jacob:yes it does
Leah:whatever...yo mama so tall she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the moon
Jacob:yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock
Leah:yo mama so broke she can't even pay attention
Jacob:yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator it HAS to go down
Leah:Yo mama is so fat it looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen
Jacob:yo mama 'nuff said...
Leah:that was mean...
Jacob:and?
Leah:*bites Jacob*eww you taste like...yo mama
END OF CHAPTER
A/N HEHEHE YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS WRITTEN IN ROMAN NUMERALS OOOO WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BUUUUURN JUST KIDDING I BET YOUR MOM IS AWESOME!