Hi! Okay, this is basically a one shot, maybe a little group of one shots, mostly fluff, and a bit of everything else.

These one shots will be about twilight, and I will try post a different story in a few days.

Well, I hope you all enjoy!

The shallow water swirled gently around my feet as I hummed happily beside Jasper. My world was complete. Feeling my emotions, and having no way to prevent them, Jasper splashed around in the thriving ocean, wetting both of us.

"Urgh, Jasper! You got water all over my one of a kind Gucci sweater! I… will… destroy… you," I whispered menacingly, but I was secretly laughing on the inside.

"Omigod Alice I am soooooooo sorry, it's just you were so happy and it made me happy and I-"

I shut him up with a passionate kiss on the mouth. He relaxed immediately, and I saw a glimpse of the future.

"Jasper? Jasper. Before we go any further, I have to change. I don't want my Louis Vuitton pants ripped. They cost a fortune!" Jasper sighed, but agreed. Before he could reply, I was back.

"Well that was fun," I breathed from under the blankets. He laughed, and it sounded like wind chimes, blowing gently in the breeze. I joined in, and we were in perfect harmony, my soprano to his bass.

"I think we should go to the beach more often," he whispered in my ear, resulting in me slapping his arm playfully.

We changed in a matter of milliseconds, and went downstairs, only to see the looks of shock on our family's faces.

I laughed awkwardly, and Emmett and Edward started to absolutely piss themselves laughing.

"W-w-what were y-you two doing up-p there?" Edward high fived Emmett between laughs. Bella looked at me in shock.

"Bella, I can explain-"

Emmett POV

"Alice, you cheated on me! How could you?" She sobbed into the still hysterical Edwards chest. He sobered immediately, and glared at me.

"What, I didn't do an- you gave her red bull, didn't you?" I glared around the roomed, and I narrowed my eyes on Emmett.

"I didn't mean to, she just asked and," He was out the door running, Edward hot on his heels.

Carlisle cleared his throat from the doorway, and immediately, everyone began to wonder how long he had been standing there. I had finished chasing Emmett, and made him eat dirt. Hehe.

"Emmett, may I have a word?" Carlisle asked politely, although everyone could hear the menacing undertone in his voice.

Several screaming matches and a chicken and salad sandwich (don't ask) later, Emmett had his punishment, and Alice and jasper were warned to be quieter.

Emmett POV

Omigod, this is so unfair. Just because Bella kind of wanted red bull doesn't mean I should get the blame. Hey, Rosie looks nice in that dress…

"Hey Rosie, do you want" Before I could finish, she had whisked me up to our room for Rose-time.

"Carlisle won't care if we make noise," she whispered, and I nodded eagerly.

Carlisle POV

Well, I think that punishment was appropriate. No Xbox for Emmett for a month wasn't too harsh, and a warning for Alice and Jasper seemed fair, so- Oh dear god, Emmett and Rose are at it again.

For the third time today.

Here we go.

Well, what doyou think? I will accept any criticism, be please, be nice!I must be off, my milk is waiting. Yeah, that's how I get the ladies. I'm joking, I'm a girl

Xoxo, mwah, kisses, hugses, and everything else in between, love nattybear99.