Zelda behind the scenes
Ganondorf: I will now kill you Link!! Muhahaha-* sees himself in Link's Shied and screams * Make-up WHAT THE ::beep:: did you ::beep: do to my :beeping: beautiful face????????!!!!!
Director: Uh oh...run!!!!!
Link dives off the waterfall and into the water below. He comes back up waving his arms and screaming
Link: I can't swim!!!! HHHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!
Director: Opps...
Link: * talking to the cucco Lady * Sure I'll get your ch-
Mario: Come on Boys...and Jigglypuff. Let's get him!!!!
All the ppl on Super smash brothers run at Link
Link: * screams like Johnny Bravo and runs away*
Director: How did they get past Security?! CUT!!!!
Link: * is running around in circles * Help!!!! I...can't...stop!!!
Director: Okay who left the control stick tilted?!
Link walks in when 3 boys run up to him. 1 has only 3 hairs; the next has a black sock on his head and the third-
Ed: Chicken!!!!
...Is running after the cucco...
Eddy: Hey green dude. Wanna buy some ice cream? Only 25 cents! * holds out a plastic ice cream cone *
Director: Cut...
Ed: * is hugging the cucco to death *
Link walks manly like up to Malon.
Link: Hey beautiful, how would you like to take a ride on the loooove boat.
Navi: HeyHeyLinkLisenLisen!!!!!!
Link: Gah!! A right Navi! You're going down!
Navi: AHHHHHHHHH!!! * flies away REALLY fast with Link right behind her *
Director's assistant: Uh...should we cut?
Director: No this is getting good...
Death Mt
Link: What the...* looks up *
Sheik jumps down and crashes though the bridge and into the ground below*
Sheik: Ow...
Director: Cut....
Retake
Link:: * looks up * What the...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Sheik lands on top of him
Sheik: opps...
Link: owe...
Retake
Link: What the... * looks up when Sheik is supposed to jump down *
::nothing happens:
Link: * clears throat * I said 'What the...?'
::still nothing::
Link: I quite * walks off *
Note: I'll add mare later PLEASE r/r! It's almost my b-day ^_^