Well, im sitting here sick write now so i decided-"Hey! i cant go to school so why not just write some random stuff ne?"

So thats what ima do. :3

This will be a LxLight fanfic just for the hell of it all, and because i adore death note (heheh L is like a cuddly panda...x3)

Ive decided to tourture poor Ryuk and have this in his point of veiw. Itll just be a short little fic, because i dont wanna hurt you kiddies poor virgin eyes. x]

Anyways, On to the fic!

I sat there, eatting and apple as usual and floating above Light's head. Ever since he joined the investigation team Light's been kinda....Off i guess you could say. He was pratically always with that Lawliet guy-opps. I guess you humans call him "L" huh?

He sighed suddenly and stood up. With a bored expression on his face he turned to me and said, "Ryuk, would you stay here please? There is something i must go and disscus with Ryuzaki-kun. Ill be back in a moment." I groaned and looked at him. "Geeze Light, you and L are rather close now and days ne?" Light turned his head away, yet i still managed to see the slightest hint of blush creaping up into his cheaks. Wonder what that was about hyuk hyuk hyuk....

Light sighed and pointed to a basket on the tables. 'Theres some apples in there Ryuk, feel free to have them. Just stay here and ill be down in about 30 minutes..." I laughed and went to the table to get an apple, watching as Light dissapeard up the stairs. What was with him latly? Well, what ever it was i planned on finding out so i could rub it in his face later....

I finished the apple and headed up throught the floor into Panda-mans room. Guess i should hide huh? Sighing in irriation, i walked over to the closet and went inside. It was a bit small for me, but i croutched down and just bared it. I hate the fact that the human who has one of our death notes can see the shinagami it belongs to. This would have been sooooo much easier if i couldve just....stood there without them knowing...

I heard a click as the door opened, and in walked Light and Panda-man. " I think its clear now L....no one will be able to see." Panda looked arounded the room, scopping out the area and nodded. "We have a 23% chance of getting caught in my quarters. This would seem like the best place..." I watched as Light smirked at him, then grabbed him by the waist and pulled him against his chest. Wait..what?! What was Light doing?

L's face went red suddenly. I didnt know the guy had enought emotiong to blush! L began to lick down panda's nenck, earning a groan from the older man as he back them to the bed were he pushed him down on it. Then Light climbed on top of Lawliet and straddeled his hips. Wait...they werent going to fuck were they?

My answer-unfortunatly-was anwerd soon enought when Light ripped there clothes off them and began to fuck L sensless. Even as i scrambles out of the closet and back downstairs i could still hear there ridicuosly loud moans.

"NGGH! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT!" Panting....then,-"Shit! L! Im gonna-" There was a gasp, before all the creaking and moans stopped and it went quiet.

I floated in the air for a while, trying to get that horrible picture and sounds out of my head. This would be the first AND LAST time i ever went to spy on Light and L when they were alone again. I heard foot steps, and turned to see Light walking down the stairs. I turned and grabbed an apple, not wanting to say anything. That is intill.....

"So Ryuk...did you enjoy my little show?" Caught. Damn...

As it turns out, that kid is smarter then ya know.

. . . I feel bad for Ryuk.... xD hahahah

Random stuff i know. But i have nothing better to do but write fsnfics all day sooooo...yea!

Reviews? They'll help get that picture out of poor Ryuks mind..o_O;