"it's been a goddame fucking month since those pussys Kenny Stan and Kyle fucking kicked me out of the Coon and Friends!" said Cartman remembering the event the fat racist 4th grader with a blue hat was eating salsa chips. He was pissed of he had been kicked out of the Super Hero group the coon and friends for being a ass hole. Cartman had teamed up with Chtuliu and banished all of the Coon and Friends to another diminution however fucking Mint Berry Crunch just had to fucking come along and fuck things up!. He had fucking powers! thought Eric Cartman. Cartman was dressed as the Coon standing next to him was Butters aka Professor Chaos "well i was defeated Coon by the Coon and Friends you guys were there when Mysterion and Toolshed defeated me from building my ultimate doom ray! ah swucks this sucks vie been in here for days!" said Butters looking at his feet. "oh shut the fuck up Butters! what we need to do is get even with Stan Kyle and Kenny those dume ass fagots! whatever happened to that little ginger mother fucker who works for you!" said the Coon. "Oh you mean General Dissaray well he escaped but i do have this walkie talike" said Professor Chaos "due ass contact Genreal Dissa what the fuck is his name and tell him to bust use out!" said Cartman soon General Dishary arrived and let Cartman and Butters out. "well Coon i think im going to go home know!" said Professor Chaos "but fucking nothing! were going to make a new Coon and friends super better then those Super Villains Stan and Kyle!" said Cartman "but i just wanna…." said Butters Cartman slapped him. "it will be called the Awesome Totally Better then Stan Kenny and Kyles Coon and Friends!" said the Coon "okay sure!" said Professor Chaos the Coon laughed ATBSKKCF had been formed.
Mysterion aka Kenny Mosquito aka Clyide Toolshed aka Stan The Human Kite aka Kyle Tubberwear aka Token the Iron Madien aka Timmy had arrived at there base "what the fuck happened here!" said Toolshed. "this is fucking retorted Cartman and Professor Chaos escaped!" said the Human Kite "here they left this note what the fuck it says dear Mysterion Mosquito Toolfshed Humankite and the rest you guys are ass hole super villains and i the Coon have a new organization called The Awesome Totally Better then Stan Kenny and Kyles Coon and Friends!" said Tupperwear. "lets go kick this fucking fatasses ass!" said Mysterion the Coon and Friends ran of.
In the middle of russia a evil scientist laughed "soon the red robot will be unleashed and destroy america!".
To be Continued.