A/N: Okay, so this is basically a collection of stories my friends and I wrote while playing the sentence game…the name's have all been changed (at one of my friends requests…) but other than that, this is basically just amusing crack-fics. But they're funny. Trust me.
Also, grammatical errors are not my fault. That is the way they were written.
Omnibus: compilation
And no, I have no idea what a frogmonkey is. Or an octomom. Blame my friends for that one.
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The First Once Upon A Time, aka. My Friends and I Are Bored In Algebra 1
Once upon a time, I said "Hey stranger!" Then I smiled at the girl. She laughed and smiled, shaking her head. I asked if she was lost, but she said "No, I'm just not found." She ran away, and I followed her into the forest. She ran past a cave, and disappeared. The girl found a flower, but I didn't see it, and so I went home. Then I looked out my window and saw a banana, and by it the girl. A frogmonkey appeared in my toilet next to the squid, and muffin inked itself and cried. Then I went to sleep, and I saw a cow who pushed me off a giant blue pickle. Then I woke up and milk the cow. The cow kicked my nuts, and ran off. ROFL.
Then I went to Target to get some nice ice, and saw the girl! She took a knife and chopped my hand into a salad made of apples and goats.
Then I stabbed myself and died tragically. But I came back to life as a octomom. And died.
The End! (That means no more writing!)
This message was brought to you by Pink Elephants Encorp. (aka. Me and my friends)
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A/N: Yeah...=) hope you enjoy the pure, undiluted crack-ness of this fic.