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"Doctor, did that thing just…"
"For the last time, Brigadier - it's not a thing, it's an Egabrag - a highly developed species from your world's future."
"Be that as it may, Doctor; that still doesn't answer my question. Did it just…?"
"Yes, it did. Is that really such a shock?"
"Well, I just didn't expect it to look… quite like that."
"And what's wrong with the way it looks?"
"Oh, nothing. Is it always that…vigorous?"
"Of course - how else would it successfully take place?"
"…I see."
"Oh, come off it, Brigadier! One would think you'd never seen a creature give birth by vomiting up its young before."
"No, I can't say as I have, and quite frankly, I hope to never be witness to it again."
"It's a natural cycle, Brigadier! Nothing to be ashamed of. Why, one could discuss the subject for hours..."
"…good day, Doctor."
