Teenage Dream

"You make me, feel like I'm living a teenage dream~"

"*^%#$*%#$!#$^%!" Kanda's yell echoed throughout the Black Order. A crash, then more yelling followed. Allen came to a screeching halt as Lavi came flying out into the hallway in front of him. The fire haired exorcist crashed into the banister opposite the doorway. He was laughing.

"Jeez, Yuu, don't kill me!"

Kanda appeared in the doorway to his quarters. He looked furious. Allen backed away carefully, asking,"What'd he do, Kanda?"

"Shut up!" Kanda demanded, not even glancing at the silver haired boy. He advanced on Lavi, bristling like a cat that had just had water thrown in his face. "I told you already, I hate that song!"

Lavi was still laughing, despite his imminent death. "That's why it's funny!"

Mugen was out of its sheath in a flash of metal. "I'm going to kill you!"

"Kanda!" Allen tried to intervene. "He was just playing a joke! You don't need to draw Mugen-" Why do I even try?

"Shut up, Moyashi!" Kanda swung at Lavi, who leapt out of the way at the last moment. "You're dead, bookman!" Lavi just laughed harder and dodged another blow. The two danced down the hall with a worried Allen in pursuit. Kanda's swings fell short every time, though, the silver-haired man noticed. He frowned. Wasn't Kanda trying to lope his ally's head off?

"Oi, Yuu, actually try, or this isn't fun!' Lavi sang, jumping over a low swing. Kanda growled and drew back. He paused for a second, drew Mugen's point up to his shoulder, and then charged.

Lavi's cheek split open before either he or Allen could blink. The scratch wasn't wide, or deep.

"C'mon," Lavi held a hand to his face. He look truly disappointed. "You held back again!"

Kanda turned away, replacing Mugen in his sheath. "If I tried, you'd need another eye patch, you fool."

Allen sighed. "Can't you stop fighting for a day?"

Lavi paused for a minute, letting his hand drop. "Lovers quarrel." He shrugged, and made to leave. Allen choked on his mandango, face turning red from severe lack of oxygen.

"What. Did, You. Say?" Kanda murmured, looking back at Lavi. His grey eyes were fathomless.

"Lavi…" Allen, still partially breathing in his food, scolded.

"What, Kanda's my teenage dream!" Lavi announced, a wide grin stretching across his features. Kanda whirled, Mugen out again before either could blink.

"Now I really am going to kill you!" The swordsman shouted, his face contorted in disgust.

Lavi, still chortling, spun on a dime and ran for the stairs. Kanda blew past a still shocked Allen and hurtled after the hammer user.

"LAVI!" Another crash sounded from somewhere a floor below.

Allen stared after them. He could still hear Lavi laughing, and Kanda's furious shouts.

"Wait, was Lavi serious?"

Modeled after my hate of this song~ Woot~ :D
I'm sure you've noticed the squiggly. It's my favorite letter~

Review, Onegai~ Flamers will be shot: Survivors will be shot again~

-Vi