Disclaimer: I do not own Akatsuki but if I did it would be too perverted. XD, I got this idea from my crazy weird friend ;) p.s. who wants to someday marry Hidan (LOL I hope it happens) and she wants to convert to Jashin.

Victim 1 Pein/Pain

Step 1: tell Tobi to give Pein a headache by talking too much

Step 2: tell Konan to give Pein pain killers (A.K.A. Advil or Tylenol)

Step 3: there you go Pein is dead (sorry pein fans I didn't want to kill him, but she MADE me do it *starts crying T_T*)

Victim 2 Konan

Step 1: get Konan to go origami like (all paper)

Step 2: stuff Konan into a paper shredder

Step 3: blind Itachi

Step 4: tell him that his brother is right in front of him

Step 5: get Itachi to use fireball jutsu to were Konan is shredded up

Step 6: watch her bur mwahahahahahahahahaha

Step 7: another one gone off the hit list

Victim 3: Kisame

Step 1: go deep sea diving and find a shark and kill it

Step 2: make shark fin soup using said dead shark

Step 3: make Kisame eat the shark fin soup

Step 4: tell him he just ate his mom

Step 5: watch him SUFFER

Step 6: tell him every time he eats he's eating another one of his family members (fishboy got fried LOL hahahahahahaha =3)

Victim 4: Sasori

Step 1: piss of Sasori

Step 2: accidently shove him into a wood chipper

Step 3: start a fire using the woodchips

Step 4: make smores while Kakazu does the happy face =) for saving money (another one bites the dust)

Victim 5: Deidara (Dei-Dei *fan girl scream* who I am hoping will one day become my brother)

Step 1: hide Deidara's clay ALL OF IT. /_\.

Step 2: after hiding all of his clay give him TNT

Step 3: do not explain how to use TNT just

Step 4: tell him to light it and hold on

Step 5: back away slowly and say "your doing good Deidara"

BOOM (whoopdy doo Deidara's dead but at least it is funny)

Authors note

I will not put up the last 5 of the Akatsuki till I get at least 5 reviews

Tell me if you have any good ideas and whether or not you like the story

(Also I know I should work on my other story but I am having trouble getting into it)