Harry
Potter Random Songfics: Starring Ron and our favorite evil demented bad guy—Lord
Moldie!
Author's Note: These aren't meant to be taken seriously! This is humor!
Ron Weasley
To the tune of "When I Look At You" from "The Scarlet
Pimpernel"
When I look at you
What I always see
Is a boy who doesn't deserve what he'll be
Still maybe it's rivalry
That enmity between Em [she is my Ron-obsessed friend; this songs was meant to bug
Her ^_^] and me grows
When your face it shown.
When I look at you,
What I always wish
Is that you could stop looking like a fish
Harry is much cuter,
Then you'll ever be
It's true.
Boo hoo.
Oh Harry is that someone,
Who I follow like a star
Than when I see you I jar.
Or could it be?
That my stomach is suddenly feeling bad?
Did I create a scene?
You're a bad fantasy.
Even Draco is paradise
Compared to a fool like you.
Because my stomach churns
When I look at you."
Lord Voldemort (Or Moldie, for short!)
To the tune of "One Boy" from "Bye, Bye, Birdie"
"One boy, one special boy
One boy to take blood from,
To run from, to kill 'im
One boy! That's the way it should be.
One day you'll find out,
Killing your nemesis is what it's all about
Evil guy I maybe,
But what's more evil is he.
One boy, one steady boy
One boy to go through time,
To make hullabaloo,
To stick a knife through
One boy, that's the way it should be,
That's the way it should be!"
I hope
you enjoyed this, or at least found it mildly amusing! Ja ne!