This is just the intro. The story's not starting yet ;o
Most of the story will be in David Archuleta's P.O.V, but in some chapters, I might switch to someone else's. Guess who XD.


David Archuleta Narrating

So...being famous can sound a little fun, right? I mean, you have a personal assistant that doesn't care how bossy you are, some crazy fan would get a tattoo on their ass with your name on it, and whatever you do could be the cover story on those celebrity gossip tablets. Like: "David Archuleta: HE CHANGED HIS SOCKS THIS MORNING!"

But sometimes stuff can be a pretty hard to deal with as a celebrity. There are some secrets you just need to keep away from people, and a certain somebody. And I'm not talking about having like a secret baby with somebody and keeping it away from your parents or something. I mean, like celebrity crushes. Celebrity crushes as in "celebrity plus celebrity." People will always "Aww" at those cute couples like Bradgelina. Or Zanessa. But why do people gag over couples like Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi? Nothing's wrong with them.

And Clay Aiken...Gosh, who cares if he's gay? Nothing's wrong with that. By the reaction of the community, it looks best to keep their secrets a secret.

So I guess I have to keep my secret secret. Yep, I'm gay. Blame it on Joe Jonas. Why the HECK does he have to be so fuc . . . --freaking hot? Gosh, I'm MORMON. This goes way over what I've been learning.

Dang it...loving him is hard enough, but going on tour, for three whole months, without saying anything-- or without doing a little somethin' somethin' in bed--is hard enough no perverted pun intended. . . . What the hell am I supposed to do?

I'm David Archuleta, and this is my story.