Cici: Hello my soon-to-be amazing readers! I'm Cici and I wrote this fic. Basically this is the preface to the fic, but allow me to make one think absolutely clear *clears throat* THIS IS A CRACK FIC!!! PURE CRACK!!! THIS IN NO WAY IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AT ALL. THIS WAS WRITTEN PURELY FOR LAUGHS!!! No flamers will be accepted. Your comments will be deleted and then we will proceed to kidnap you, tie you up in my basement (and yes I do have one), tape your eyes open and force you to watch Wiggles and telitubbies (sp?) over and over for hours on end. To anyone else reviews are welcomed with open arms and you will go on the review cookies list^^ Now please sit back, laugh, and enjoy the fic.
Timber: *Edited this so that she is now here* 8D I really have nothing to say besides what Cici said. Um ... this will be more entertaining when we get into the actual story line thingamajig. xD Also, since I want SOME credit, I do help with ideas and editing D:
"Can you believe what Leader-sama said, Itachi-san?" a monstrous sized blue man known as Kisame asked a figure dressed in a black high collar cloak adorned in red clouds that matched his own cloak.
"Hn." was the only response Kisame received from Itachi. Kisame had worked with Itachi for so long know that in order to go crazy from conversation, or lack there of, he has decoded the mysterious language that is "Hn." This particular "Hn." quite possibly could have been a "No, Kisame-san I can not believe that what Leader-sama was saying is true. There is no way two girls could justfall out of the sky. I believe that all that power has driven him mad. By the way isn't the weather nice this evening?", or it might have been a "Kisame-san, I do not know nor do I care what Leader-sama says. Let's just get it over with so I can go have some sake.", but more so than all the rest Kisame believed it was a "Shut up Kisame and follow orders, so I can go back to torturing my brother in every way humanly possible."
Meanwhile in a parallel universe a blonde and a brunette sat and sneezed. "Who would be talking about us at this time of night?" the brunette asked.
"Who knows? Hey if we're lucky it might be some hott guys." the blonde suggested hopefully.
"Yeah right. Just keep telling yourself that, Timber. Maybe if it's true, then a swirling vortex of lights will appear and suck us in, and we will meet them, they will take us back with them, and we will all live happily ever after." the brunette answered sarcastically.
Timber was hit with a rare burst of ingenuity, "Oh my Jashin! Cici, write that down. I think you just gave inspiration to Fanfiction's latest and greatest fanfic."
Cici looked at her for a minute before a sly grin slipped across her face. "Perfect."
Just as Cici stopped talking a loud crash that sounded suspiciously like thunder was heard. A torrent of wind came rushing out of nowhere pulling the girls into it. Cici held her arm up in front of her face attempting to block the wind rushing into her eyes and blinding her. She squinted her eyes and barely made out a vortex with visible currents of wind coming out wrapping around her and Timber but leaving everything else in the room untouched.
The last words that went through their heads before they blacked out and taken to wherever the vortex planned on sending them were "Just like in a badly written Fanfic."
Cici:Hope you enjoyed it^^ please review so we will know if you like it or not. I will update whenever I finish the next chapter (roughly a week trust me we're going to make these chapters long.)
Timber: YES! LONGER CHAPTERS! This will probably be the shortest you'll see from us.