Hey, guys I dicided to write a chat room for u guys to read….so yeah, hows going before I start the story and I'm being very weird for some odd reason….T.T Its irritating…I don't make sense do I well anyway on with the story.


Fruits Basket/Ouran High School Host Club chat room 1

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Tohru- Hello everyone. ^.^

Shigure- Well, hello my little flower.

Kyo- Will u shut up shigure she's not ur little freaking flower! :(

Yuki- Not that ur any better stupid cat. T.T

Kyo- Why u! :(

Tohru- Um… please no fighting. O.O

Shigure- Hey, what about me.

Momiji- Yeah me too. X(

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Tamaki- OMG there people on here, THAT WE DON'T KNOW! This is big NEWS!

The twins- TT_TT really? Theres people here everyday.

Hunny- ^_^ happy happy, joy hoy, I need CAKE!

Kyo- WTF! Who are u people? :(

Yuki- Don't be rude stupid cat we should first at least indruduce ourselfs to the new comers. T.T

Momiji- Did he say CAKE! Now I'm hungry I want some CAKE! X(

Shigure- Darnit they're no chicks. (disappointed face)

Tohru- Um… Hi my names Tohru Honda nice to meet u. (bows)

Yuki- My name is Yuki.

Shigure- Shigure

Kyo- My names freaking Kyo Sohma and if u ask I'm not related to that damn rat over there named (whisper)Yuki.

Tamaki- WE ARE THE HOST CLUB! Ladies love us!

Kyoya- don't make it sound like we are crazy hentai lovers.

The twins- But aren't we?

Hunny- whats Hentia?

Tamaki- yes, what is it?

Kyoya- *facepalm*

Twins- hehehehe *_*

Kyoya- I am Kyoya, older idiot is Tamaki, cake loving kawaii guy is Hunny, the twins are Hikaru and Kaoru, so yeah… We are in a Host club. Where we greet ladies…

Tamaki- NO, WE MAKE THEM FEEEL LOVE AND LOVE AND LOVE AND EVEN MORE AWESOMENESS CAUSE NOW THEY ARE SOO SOOOOOO LOVED! .

Shigure-For some reason I like that idea…*ping* I got idea kyo, yuki, join the Fruit Club that fascinates ladies as fine as u know tohru…tohru would be are model first she must wear this sexy looking maid outfit.

Kyo and Yuki- YOU MAKE HER WEAR THAT THING YOU WILL BE CONSIDERED DEAD!

Shigure-(glooms in a corner)

Tohru-

Momiji- Don't worry about them tohru we can go buy some cake how about that. X3

Kyo- Hey, u cant just take tohru all to ur self shrimp (gives momiji the noogie)

Momiji-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Kyo's hurting me! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! XU

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Italy- HEY YOU GUYS, JAPAN RECOMMENDED THIS NAME, YOOOU LIKE!?

Kyo- What?! O.o

Italy- Oops wrong chat room.

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Yuki- That was very weird. T.T

Kyoya- Haruhi found out Tamaki…. *snikkers*

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Haruhi- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY USER NAME!

Tamaki- made it awesome no?

Twins- WHAT THE FUCK

Hunny- POTTY MOUTH!

Tamaki- srry, jeese, jus on ma period.

All- ….. what have you dun with Tamaki….

Mori- 0.0

Host club- WHEN DID YOU GET HERE

Mori- I have been on here since Yesterday.

Host club- :/

Tohru- Can a guy really start their period? O.O

Yuki- Um…Tohru u don't know that. Ok

Tohru-…alright. O.O

Kyo- *facepalm* This chat room is full of idiots! .

Yuki- Oh really the last idiot I seen has orange hair, skinny body, has the tentesy to swear like a truck driver with five gorillas in the back of his trunk, yells a lot, and is a stupid cat.

Kyo- I don't have a skinny body and oh do you want to go bring it on (puts his fist up in front of is face and start doing martial arts on yuki but…)

Yuki-(yuki dodges and grabs kyos nose and stuffs leeks inside kyos mouth)

Kyo-(froze)

Hikaru- you put a whole new level on cyber bullying. I like it U.U

Tamaki- jus chillin in ma rich homkjgf dajfldwgfah KAROU STOLL MY COMPUTER!

Hikaru- so that's were he went.

Haruhi- Wut. O.O NOW HOW DID YOU CHANGE MY THINGY!

Tamaki- … idk

Kyoya- probably paid somebody.

Tamaki- grr…..

HUNNY- CAKE, YO MOMIJI WE SHOULD LIKE TOTALLY GET TOGETHER AND EAT 50 POUNDS OF PURE UNADULTERADED CAKE!

Momiji-Yes I would love that!

To be continued


Insertanimelovingname here, me and Juliet here are co writing this and the reason this is super weird and stuff is because it is 2:18 AM, SO BEAT THAT NOCTURANAL ANIMALS! Heheh. I am the voices of the OHSHC dudes and she is the fruits basket gang. There will be no pairs, probably. AND THAT'S A BIG PROBABLY. Now I have only one thing to say. I speak for the dead. MAYBE!