First ever.. errr... note? yes, note that I posted in fanfiction. I wasn't really that enthusiastic to do so but.. *cough* *cough* Well, here goes nothing.. And by the way, I already posted this in my tumblr account so if ever you see a similar post in there then that would probably be me.
Note: I do not own Daniel Humphrey nor Blair Waldorf as much as I want to.
Humphrey,
I swear that if you don't go to a barber and get rid of that awful hobo hair that you seem to be so proud of then I will personally cut it. With a razor. If you think that this hair makes you look like "I'm-the-great-mysterious-writer", then you are more delusional than I ever thought you were. This doesn't even make you pass as a human being, for crying out loud. It look hideous. With a capital H. In bold letters.
Blair Waldorf
PS. I don't use idle threats, Cabbage Patch. And don't you even dare roll your eyes while reading this.
This is how I envision Blair telling Dan to get rid of his awful hairstyle. *giggle* I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoy posting this.