One day Emile got a mysterrious call.
"It's me and I need favores." Said the voice on the phone that he recognized but just couldn't remember. "Remember? It's me, Sephiroth. In exchange for my subscription you said you oweed me a favour."
"Oh ya!" Emile remembered.
"Let's meet up in the park," sephy said.
At the park…
Emile got there just in time to see Sephiroth on the swings with a girl.
"Hey Emile. This is my wife, Tifa." Tifa tried to shake hands with Emile but her overly large breasts got in the way.
"What did you want?" Emile said.
Sephiroth got up from the swingset and pushed Emile over to a bench. "An informant of mine, Jim, told me that my arch nemesis, The Burger King, has been trying to get to my mother. I need you to take this jar and throw it into his base."
Emile took a jar from Sephiroth and immediately dropped it on the table because it was hot. Thankfully it did not break. Now go and perform this task or else.
At home…
After telling his subscribers that he would be away for a while, Emile grabbed the jar with a poot holder and went out the door. Luckily The Burger King's lair was right down the street from his house. Suddenly a slim fellow popped in front of Emile. "Hi I'm Jim, I'll help you in your quest!" He looked a bit like an earthworm to Emile… Emile accepted Jim into the party and walked doen the street.
All of a sudden, a moo was heard from across the street. "Wait right here," Jim said. Jim started walking across the street to take care of a troublesome cow, but got hit by a drunk driver. "Leave me! Save yourself!" he shouted at Emile, and so Emile carried on.
At the Burger King's lair…
After a long 2 block trek, Emile finally made it to the Burger King's lair and threw the pot in and it happened to have lava in it so the place exploded and the burger king died. The funeral was held the next week.