HAPPY HOLIDAYS WITH INUYASHA!!

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house Inuyasha was drinking just like a louse.

Inuyasha and Miroku: *in drunken voice* Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the waaaayy!! Ah ha ha!!

Kagome: *pulls at Inuyasha's arm* hey mutt! I think you should stop drinking you big loser!

Inuyasha: A! YOU...what's your name again? *points at Miroku who's smashed on the couch* well anyway! Look! It's my wonderful Kagome! *Grabs Kagome's hand and kisses it*

Kagome: AHH!! INUYASHA! Not in front of people!! *Blushes and smacks inuyasha*

Inuyasha: *who is too drunk to know that Kagome slapped him throws his eggnog in the air and starts punching the air* ill show you!!

Shippo: *giggles* ha ha ha! What should we do with them when they both fall asleep?

Sango: O! I know! We should kiss Miroku!! *Giggles*

Kagome and Shippo: *blank stare at Sango*

Sango: well ya know...I don't like him or nothing!! I never said I did!! *stomps away to kitchen and nibbles on cookies*

Shippo: what an ass...

Kagome: HEY! As your new mother I declare you shall not curse! *proud little smile*

Shippo: What!? Your not my momma! *throws rocks at Kagome's head*

Kagome: why you little! *grabs Shippo and throws him in a box*

Sango: HEY guys! Look what I found! ^_^ *brings in Santa boot*

Kagome: umm...Sango? Where did you get that?

Shippo: what is it!? What's she have? *Shippo can't break through the box*

Sango: the guy who owns this is out on your lawn! I poked him a couple times but he didn't move so I took his boot! ^__^

Kagome: Sango...why did you come here? *annoyed look*

Shippo: Sango killed Santa!? YAY! We can take all the presents for ourselves!!

Kagome: *kicks box* aren't you saposta be quiet and die!!

~meanwhile Miroku and Inuyasha are kissing each other on the couch, inuyasha seeing Kagome and Miroku imagining Shippo~

Shippo: *lights lighter and burns through box* presents!! YAY! *runs out door*

Kagome: good! We got rid of one moron!!

Sango: *snorts* ha ha yeah! *puts up hand for Kagome to high five*

Kagome: -__-"Sango don't you have somewhere else to be?

Sango: *tries with all her might to think but cant* *shrugs* nope! Cant think of any! ^_^

Kagome: *comes back from locking door* well then just get out of here or help me with Miroku... *starts pulling Miroku away from Inuyasha who is grabbing Miroku with all his might*

~while Kagome is pulling him, Miroku imagines tons of girls grabbing and pulling him and so he starts drooling~

Sango: (who is busy trying to pop a pimple) what?

Kagome: just get him out of my house!! *still pulling Miroku out of Inuyasha's arms*

~Shippo has now frozen outside next to Santa covered in toys~

Santo: DONTYOU TOUCH HIM! *pushes Kagome out of the way*

Kagome: fine! *pulls Sango along with Miroku out of her house to join Shippo as snow people*

~only a drunk inuyasha and Kagome are left in the house and something's you cant have on this site because little kids are wondering about~

Meoga

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