Season 1 Mosstail's ToD

Episode 1 Premiere

A/N: Mosstail and Jaywing are my own creation. Written in POV. First Fan-Fic. Please excuse my errors. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors. The Erins do.

*Mosstail's POV*

Ah, Dareclan. Such a chaotic place. Camera cats scrambling to fix the cameras, cats with coffee cups, and cats with boom mics. All have one thing in common. They have five minutes to get ready for my show. Mosstail's Truth or Dare Show. Yes, I'm the famous Mosstail. Haven't heard of me? You must be a Windclan cat, huh? No cable on the moorland. Anyway, do you want to know what the cause of the chaos is? I'll give you a hint. One word.

Jaywing.

That little devil ran off around the time the ice cream cat came and everyone else is searching for him while still setting up…Wait, what? How did an ice cream cat, much less an ice cream truck, get through clan territory? Well, anyway, back to the present.

"Hey Mosstail!" someone shouted. I turned around…

…and spilled my coffee.

Jaywing was back…with about 20 ice cream cones balancing on one paw, and a cheeseburger (Where'd he get that?) on the other. It's two minutes until air. Great. "Jaywing, so help me…!" I started to scream. "Mosstail, I can explain." He rushed. "Alright, enlighten me, then." This is gonna be good. "Well, the only way I could convince Sandstorm to bring Firestar was to bring ice cream, and I didn't know which ice cream was his favorite, because Sandstorm says he likes 3 different flavors, and they had twenty, so I got one of each. I hope he doesn't like cappuccino though." Jaywing said worriedly. "Dang it, Jaywing! Why didn't you ask? Sandstorm told me they were Butter Pecan, Chocolate and Cappuccino…" I trailed off, alarmed. "You didn't!" I said, miffed. "CRAP! I'll be back!" Jaywing started running for the gate in the front concrete wall with barbed wire on top. None of our darees are going to escape. "Hey, stop!" I yelled. He paused and looked at me. "Just use your notebook!" I told him. "Oh yeah, why didn't I think of that?" He murmured to himself, then pulled a notebook out of nowhere and scribbled something on it. Suddenly, an ice cream cone appeared out of nowhere. It was floating. He plucked it out of the air and added it to the stack of now three cones, the rest being eaten by a camera or security cat. "You have Chocolate, Butter Pecan, and Cappuccino?" I asked him. He smelled the cones. "Yup. Hey, what time is it?" He questioned. "It's sunhigh, why?" "Isn't that when we were starting the show?" "…Crap!" I screamed. I rushed to the main cave. It was big. And it had a carpet that was green and soft. Like moss. We took our seats, and motioned for the camera cat to start rolling. It had begun.

"Hello, and welcome to the premiere Mosstail's Truth or Dare Show. I'm Mosstail," I started. "And I'm Jaywing!" He finished. "Today, we are introducing our darees! First, from Thunderclan," I conjured up a portal. Yeah, I can do that. It's my awesomeness. "Alright, say hello to Firestar," I can force them out the portal, too. Aw Yeah. "Brambleclaw, Leafpool, Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, Squirrelflight, Sandstorm, Cloudtail, Brackenfur, Brightheart, Graystripe, Cinderheart, Cinderpelt, Berrynose, Daisy, Millie, Longtail and Mousefur." I ushered them into the Thunderclan den. It might need to be expanded later…

I closed the portal to Thunderclan and opened a portal to Windclan. "And here's Windclan! Onestar, Ashfoot, Crowfeather, and Breezepelt!" I poofed them into the doorless Windclan den. You heard me, doorless. Then I closed that portal, and opened another.

Mist was spewing out of the portal. Shadowclan. Big whoop. A frog hopped out the portal, followed by Tawnypelt, who was stalking it. "Uh…Where am I?" Tawnypelt asked. "Um, here's some ice cream!" I shoved an ice cream cone into her paws and pushed her into the Shadowclan den. "Okay…how 'bout some Shadowclan?" I looked at Jaywing. His whiskers were twitching with amusement. I gave him a stone cold glare. "Blackstar, Russetfur, and Littlecloud. As you can see, Tawnypelt is here already." I shoved the rest of them in with Tawnypelt.

Jaywing looked at me. "Can I make this portal?" he questioned me. I rolled my eyes. "Fine. But nothing stupid." He pulled out his notebook and sketched something, then shouted, "Riverclan, I choose you!" *epic facepalm* "Leopardstar, Mistyfoot, Mothwing, Reedwhisker!" I slammed the door on the portal shut. It disappeared instantly.

Next was the Place of No Stars. I didn't want to make the portal, but did I have a choice? "Now, the Place of No Stars." I peered into the portal. They were having a ballet recital. That's just wrong. "Tigerstar and Hawkfrost. No ballet here, unless stated otherwise in a dare." They turned red fast. I poofed their tutus off when I transported them to the windowless, doorless, and seamless hollowed rock of a den. No chance of escape. At. All.

Finally, the rouges. "Say hello to…" I popped a portal. "Sol, Midnight, and Yellowfang. She's in Starclan, but she was a rouge once." I shoved them into isolated dens. "Well, there you have it." Jaywing finished. "Send in your Dares! And review. Or else…"

A/N: You Like? The list of cats to dare is above. Send in your dares, or else…