Character Songs
Author's Note: These aren't emant to be taken seriously! It's humor!
Michiru Kaioh
"If a rescue is needed
It must be pleaded
From the haughty protector of the sea,
Sailor Neptune is she
For when a talisman is found
The holder will drown
In her attack, "Deep Submerge"
The waves will surge
But in love is she,
As is the way of the sea
And her love she protects…
And I don't know what to say next!"
Hotaru Tomoe
To the tune of "The Riddle" from "The Scarlet Pimpernel"
"See Saturn's brain cells multiply
The ecstasy is making her high
See, she never had more than one in her head
Just see how she grows,
From zero to fourteen years old
Yet she never seems to grow one fourteenth!
Oh the terror strikes in your heart
As evil people cut her apart
Oh wait! I see, it wasn't important to me!
For we all are caught in the middle
Of Hotaru's freaking huge eyelid
Blinking stupidly,
It's easy to see
Maybe she'll be a smarty
But that's not likely,
As it looks like she's three!"
Sestuna Meioh
"She blocks the portal which causes are today
She has guarded the earth safely
When her comrades are in dire danger
She deals many blows to whichever stranger
It is her to whom we trust our fates-
Sailor Pluto the great!"
Rei Hino
To the tune of the American opening song of "Sailor Moon"
"Reading flames by midnight,
Fighting youmas by daylight
Running to the shrine after fights,
She is the one named Rei Hino"
Nehelenia
"Oh my god! Look what you've done!
You've caused all the people so get glass in their eye
Bad Nehelenia you evil; one
Mamo-chan is your slave…
Well maybe that's not bad.
But Chibiusa is dying.
All the senshi are crying out
The flowers are lying
To Usagi in a dream
Ohh to bad!
All the senshi will be dead, bad Nehelenia."
Author's Note: These aren't emant to be taken seriously! It's humor!
Michiru Kaioh
"If a rescue is needed
It must be pleaded
From the haughty protector of the sea,
Sailor Neptune is she
For when a talisman is found
The holder will drown
In her attack, "Deep Submerge"
The waves will surge
But in love is she,
As is the way of the sea
And her love she protects…
And I don't know what to say next!"
Hotaru Tomoe
To the tune of "The Riddle" from "The Scarlet Pimpernel"
"See Saturn's brain cells multiply
The ecstasy is making her high
See, she never had more than one in her head
Just see how she grows,
From zero to fourteen years old
Yet she never seems to grow one fourteenth!
Oh the terror strikes in your heart
As evil people cut her apart
Oh wait! I see, it wasn't important to me!
For we all are caught in the middle
Of Hotaru's freaking huge eyelid
Blinking stupidly,
It's easy to see
Maybe she'll be a smarty
But that's not likely,
As it looks like she's three!"
Sestuna Meioh
"She blocks the portal which causes are today
She has guarded the earth safely
When her comrades are in dire danger
She deals many blows to whichever stranger
It is her to whom we trust our fates-
Sailor Pluto the great!"
Rei Hino
To the tune of the American opening song of "Sailor Moon"
"Reading flames by midnight,
Fighting youmas by daylight
Running to the shrine after fights,
She is the one named Rei Hino"
Nehelenia
"Oh my god! Look what you've done!
You've caused all the people so get glass in their eye
Bad Nehelenia you evil; one
Mamo-chan is your slave…
Well maybe that's not bad.
But Chibiusa is dying.
All the senshi are crying out
The flowers are lying
To Usagi in a dream
Ohh to bad!
All the senshi will be dead, bad Nehelenia."