A/N: What you are about to read is the product of over-boredom and over-hyperness. Beware, all ye who value their sanity, for it is certain to be lost. How it began, I'm not sure exactly. How it will end, well that is yet to be seen as well. As with all my other comedies, I highly recommend that you do not have any food or liquids anywhere within 10,000 feet of your computer screen. This story was co-written by Facebook POTO Role Player "Christine Julia Daae". We became friends probably a week ago, and already it seems as though she is like a second little sister to me. Which is the only way I would ever get this hyper on FB, particularly when talking to a Role Player. Anywho, many many thanks to her. And before you read any further, you had better pick a side. Are you team Ramin or are you team Gerry?
**DISCLAIMER** According to the FF net guidelines, stories are not to include actual celebrities. THEREFORE, as you read this, keep in mind that Gerry and Ramin's names are used for visual picture purposes ONLY, to distinguish between 'Phantom' portrayals. Note the word 'Phantom' after each use of their names. Except for the beginning, but I include those references only to explain how this all began. And as always, I do not own Phantom of the Opera or any of it's characters.
HOW IT ALL BEGAN...
Sarah Wilkins haha...sorry...distracted again, this time with YouTube...
Christine Julia Daaé haha oh it's fine! I get distracted, also,
Sarah Wilkins :D yeah I'm sort of getting my YT Gerry fix...lol
Christine Julia Daaé haha XD Dude, you do /not/ wanna see me when I'm looking at Ramin on YT...
Sarah Wilkins Oh I can only imagine! hahaha
Christine Julia Daaé hahaha Yes! (if you wanna hear it or not... I'm gonna tell ya what I do :P) Once, I smiled like, so big and giggled like an idiot. lol
Sarah Wilkins hahaha I do that all the time...lol
Christine Julia Daaé haha I usually just watch in awe. :P
Sarah Wilkins ...You have not seen me when watching 'Music of the Night". Basically when Meg jumps at the sound of the closing door, that's when I actually come out of my 'trance' lol
Christine Julia Daaé hahaha XD coool!
Sarah Wilkins yup...can't help it. that voice with those deep expressive eyes...*sigh* pardon me whilst I daydream...lol
Christine Julia Daaé lol it's fine! I like how RK has that... Rocker edge to his voice, you know? lol
Sarah Wilkins have to say I haven't heard too much of Ramin...I can only speak for Gerry really... :P hehehe
Christine Julia Daaé hehehe well, look him up! :P he's a god!
Sarah Wilkins haha...well I did hear him sing in Les Miserables...the 25th Anniversary concert...and I've seen the video of him singing a song from LND...
Christine Julia Daaé Oh, I saw the 25th Anniversary concert (BEFORE I obsessed over him)! Isn't he amazing?
Sarah Wilkins Yes, he's very talented, I admit. But you won't get me to say he's better than Gerry. never never never. Cause I'm stubborn like that. LOL
Christine Julia Daaé I think Gerry's very talented, too! I just like Ramin a bit better. :P
Sarah Wilkins ya well I like Gerry better so there. :P lol
AND NOW THE FUN BEGINS...
Christine Julia Daaé :P Well then... *Goes to pout in a corner*
/Having a dramatic moment... lol
Sarah Wilkins lol suit yourself...*goes to pout in the opposite corner* lol
Christine Julia Daaé lol *Mutters in her corner*
Sarah Wilkins *mutters in HER corner, randomly sings a mixture of POTO songs just cause she can*
Christine Julia Daaé *Sings louder in HER corner cuz she can*
Sarah Wilkins *Sings louDER and like Carlotta on purpose just cause she feels like it*
Christine Julia Daaé *Pretty much SCREAMS because she doesn't like to be challenged*
Sarah Wilkins *Yells the roof off then regrets it because it was the opera house roof and the Phantom was in the middle of his dramatic 'you will curse the day' song*
Christine Julia Daaé *Tries to go louder but can't and just turns around when she hears you* You win... :P
BATTLE FORMATIONS...
Sarah Wilkins *Movie Phantom picks himself up, dusts himself off, and storms into the room* "Pardon me but I couldn't help overhearing...((yes I say movie phantom so it's Gerry so there :P ))
Christine Julia Daaé /Oh really? lol We'll see about that...
*RAMIN Phantom does the same thing*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom readies his Punjab, Sarah watches smirkingly*
Christine Julia Daaé /hahaha XD dude I'm giggling like such an idiot right now!
*I stand in front of RAMIN phantom to protect him* DON'T. YOU. HURT. HIM!
Sarah Wilkins ((trust me. You're not the only one...LOL)) *GERRY phantom smirks and starts playing with the Punjab* HA. he needs protecting from from...*reads your name* CHRISTINE! *throws Punjab in the air, it lands on your phantom's head* oops...
Christine Julia Daaé /heheheehhe
NO! Cuz RAMIN phantom can protect himself! *He nods and gets his Punjab while smirking cuz he's just awesome
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom smirks even smirkier cause he can and pulls out another dozen and a half Punjabs*
Christine Julia Daaé /I'm trying not to laugh too hard right now...
*RAMIN phantom smirks even MORE smirkier and pulls out even MORE Punjabs than that!*
Sarah Wilkins ((HA...good luck with that! hahaha)) *GERRY phantom excuses himself, returns a few minutes later with the world's largest ball of rope, repeating his "you will curse the day" song mixed with "now let it be war upon you both!"*
Christine Julia Daaé /hahaha!
*RAMIN phantom is just so unbelievable and awesome that he just smirks (again) and says: Bring it on, Bro!*
/hehehehe
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom cackles and gives the ball of rope a shove in your phantom's direction* ITS OVER NOW THE PHANTOM WAR OF THE NIGHT!
Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom dies but comes back to life because he's just so cute and amazing. Then he also cackles* THAT ALL YOU GOT? *Leaves then comes back with a bigger ball of rope, and shoves it in your phantom's way*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom easily jumps out of the way because your phantom's rope ball is too big to roll very fast* :P
Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom simply walks over to him and gives him a death glare*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom simply yawns in your phantom's face before shoving him away and pulling out his sword*
Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom raises one of his cute eyebrows and pulls out is sword*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom stifles a laugh at the 'cute' reference before circling your phantom, ready to stab*
Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom doesn't care if he is called cute because he knows that he is actually sexy and circles your phantom and is about to stab*
hehe
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom grins and starts attacking*
Christine Julia Daaé *RAMIN phantom also starts*
Sarah Wilkins *While they fight(with GERRY phantom having the upper hand because he's used a sword in a whole bunch of movies) Sarah starts glaring at Christine*
Christine Julia Daaé *Christine just watches Ramin then notices your glare* Yes?
Sarah Wilkins *smirks, smirks even more at the sound of a yelp NOT in GERRY phantom's voice* scream off again? or hast thou lost thine own voice?
Christine Julia Daaé *Looks at RAMIN phantom and sees that your mean ol' phantom hurt him, and glares at you again*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom glares at you* OLD? OLD? Mademoiselle. I'll have you know *ducks out of your phantom's sword's way* that I...*takes a swing* am not...*stabs again* OLD! *runs and bounces off the walls before taking another swing* SEE?
Christine Julia Daaé *Smirks while watching him* Well, RAMIN phantom is much sexier than /you/! *Looks at you* Sorry... I thought I heard something... *Shrugs* Guess it was nothing... *Smirks again*
Sarah Wilkins (Sarah) OOO them's fightin' words *spins around once, all of a sudden is now dressed in old western gear, armed with silly string and squirt guns* *Meanwhile GERRY phantom shrugs at us and goes back to fighting*
Christine Julia Daaé *Raises an eyebrow at you* Wow, Sarah. Wow. *RAMIN phantom is still fighting yours and stops to wink at me!* (- Don't ask... lol)
Sarah Wilkins *I see you blushing, take advantage of the distraction and cover you with silly string* :P
Christine Julia Daaé *Gasps and glares at you* I'll be right back... *Comes back a minute later with silly string* It's on! *Smirks once more*
/Why are we doing this? lol
Sarah Wilkins ((Cause Gerry's better :P )) *grins and pulls out a gigantinormous can of silly string* Bring it on!
Christine Julia Daaé /Nu-uh! RAMIN'S better! :P
*Looks at you* You are something else... *Shakes head and sprays you* *RAMIN phantom avoids your phantom's swing sexily* (I need help...)
Sarah Wilkins (lol no comment...) *GERRY phantom pulls a lever, triggering a random chandelier whilst I attack you with silly string AND water gun*
Christine Julia Daaé /lol that'd be a smart move...
*RAMIN phantom runs out of the way all dramatic like, while I just glare at you* Fine... I guess you asked for it... *Pulls out a random, but BIG water gun and shoots you with it*
Sarah Wilkins *GERRY phantom laughs hysterically because there's a chain of chandeliers falling every step YOUR phantom takes! BEAT THAT!* :P
A/N: Okay. This WAS only going to be a one-chapter thing. But what do I always say when it comes to my predictions for my stories? They NEVER turn out as planned. And so, you're just gonna have to deal with chapters. Sorry. But we're just having way too much fun with this. LOL Don't worry, I have about 2-3 more chapters worth of conversation so far. So stay tuned for that and feel free to review if you're able to stop laughing long enough to do so. Also note that this is an actual Facebook conversation. I only altered it enough to deal with spelling errors and side-side notes. So yeah...moving on! :)