I saw this done to Turkey/Greece in a fanfic and had to track it down...I then decided to to Sealand while Ali did our lovely MPreg boy Isaak AKA North Siberia.

The results shown are the actually results we got being IC...poor Isaak. And for anyone curious Emma is Alphonse's girlfriend and an AustroSwiss OC daughter. Also to solve the other curiosity it's a nipple piercing. You'll understand when you get there.

All characters are mine and Al1ceTheFrench's except for Sealand (AKA Peter). XD Aren't we just great OC parents?

Sealand had just finished cleaning up from breakfast and was opening his laptop. He figured he'd try and catch up on any emails before his husband begged to be tied up again.

"Oh, Peter…" Speak of the devil. "Don't you need a break? We broke the headboard last night. Huh?" He looked at the screen seeing something flash on. "It's Alphonse."

"Shit." Peter had his computer set to have a webcam automatically come on when a friend or relative IMed him so that meant so getting frisky. He sighed, seeing the knowing grin on his brother's face.

"Hello to you too, Isaak."

"Shouldn't you be working on something?"

"Ah, come on. I just want to share something with you two. Peter, if you could get on the other laptop."

The blond did as asked, setting it up and Alphonse quickly IMed them both a link. His little brother was very suspicious.

"Is this from Poland?"

"No! I swear!"

"Alright…" The pair both clicked, both paling. Isaak spoke first. "The SemeUke Quiz? Alphonse!"

"I figured it would just be fun to see what you get."

The pair grumbled, both filling out the form. Isaak managed to go through it first, looking ready to search for his ax and destroy the computer. "What the hell?"

"Ah ah. Wait for your wife."

Isaak was fuming but held it in until Peter submitted it, face lighting up slightly. "Hey! It says I'm a Badass Uke! What did you get?"

"…Don't Fuck With Me Seme." He glared, very displeased as he heard his brother laughing like crazy. "Even the internet thinks I'm Seme!" Isaak then peaked over at his wife's screen, reading. "W-we must have accidentally answered for each other!"

Peter blushed slightly, shrugging. "Last I checked I didn't have any piercings."

There was a loud thud from the computer and both looked seeing just a bit of a brunette curl making Isaak's face even redder. "Emma heard all that?"

Alphonse was laughing, almost falling out of his chair. "I-it was…h-her idea."

Figured. The girl spent too much time around Hungary!

Isaak blinked, finding himself being shifted onto Peter's lap. "It doesn't matter what that silly quiz says. You're my Badass Uke and I'm your Chibi Seme. And look at what it says; perfect match. Now…come on." Sealand was always surprisingly strong and easily picked up his husband, nudging the laptops closed.

"Where are we going? You were just talking about how the headboard was broken."

The surprisingly strong smaller man grinned, heading for their room. "To remind you for the millionth time I don't care that you're my Uke and everyone thinks you're my Seme. I think there's just enough headboard left to use your favorite handcuffs on you."