Hey there! As it shows in my work, I enjoy writing slash stories for fun. I decided that since I sensed a lot of chemistry in Space Ghost Coast to Coast, a classic show from the 90s, and the fact that I loved the show bunches, I decided I would try something different. If you don't like slash, I suggest finding another fic to read.

What I'm pretty much doing here is making outtakes from each episode of SGC2C. The number of outtakes per episode will depend on how much slash I detect in the episode. One chapter could have one outtake and the next could have 20. But we'll start slow for now.

Most of these will probably be ZorakXSpaceGhost because of their "rivalry", but there may be some instances where other characters may be involved.

The first outtake is from Season 1, Episode 1: Spanish Translation.

(Susan Powter, the first guest, is eating pasta salad and going off and on-screen from time to time.)

Space Ghost: Susan? Moltar, what's she doing?

Moltar(from control room) She's eating pasta salad.

(Zorak snickers as Susan walks off-screen.)

Zorak: Perhaps she saw your face and decided to split, Space Ghost.

Space Ghost: Zorak, just remember who has the Orkin man on their speed dial!

Zorak: Oh yeah?

Moltar: Uh-

Space Ghost: Oh heck yeah! (glares at Zorak) You just say the right words and I'll have him up to this planet in a jiffy.

Zorak: Go ahead and call him then. If I am captured by the bug hunter, I will finally be free and away from your fat greasy grasp.

Space Ghost:(outraged) HEY! WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT? (blasts Zorak)

Zorak: Ouch!

Space Ghost: Stupid pest of a bug! I should throw you into space myself!

Zorak:(coughs and is black from the explosion)

Susan:(walks back) Hey, I'm back. Did I miss anything?

Space Ghost: Oh, citizen Susan, welcome back! (glances at Zorak) You didn't miss one bug-gone thing. Heheh, get it? Bug-gone?

Moltar:(to himself) Such a spaz...

Zorak: So, are you gonna call Orkin or not?

Space Ghost:(confused and glances at Zorak) What? Why would I call Orkin?

Zorak: Because I am a huuge pest and I need to...be helped... in HIS grasp.

Space Ghost:(laughs) You silly bug. You're not going anywhere. You're gonna stay here til I say you can leave. You're a prisoner, Zorak, remember? You'll go when I decide your sentene is up-

Zorak:(irritated, sighs) So, I'll NEVER get outta here?

Space Ghost:...eh, probably not. But if it makes ya feel any better, you play the keyboard REALLY good!

Zorak:(grunts) Yeah, whatever.

CUT!

So, was that good? Let me know! Any advice is appreciated!