Of Wolves and Tights
Author's note: This is just a little comedy story that my friend Kat and I decided to write up one day while watching Robin Hood Men In Tights by Mel Brooks. We don't own Inu Yasha or the movie but we are making a spoof on both of them.
~Koga's point of view~ As the sun slowly started to set Koga began to get a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach. All day he had been having this odd feeling and it was starting to get stronger the closer he got to his den. He kept looking around a bit paranoid but since he couldn't see something he decided that it was best if he just stopped acting so jumpy and just go back to his den. He jumped a bit as he heard a loud bird call and then the sound of fluttering wings taking off just as he was about to round the last corner. Sniffing the air now he could definitely smell something, he just couldn't tell what. Rounding the last corner in a hurry he stopped cold at what he saw and heard. (For those of you who have seen Mel Brooks Robin Hood Men In Tights it's the part where merry men have their big dance number.)
"We're men! We're men in Tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men! We're men in Tttiiights. We rob from the rich and give to the pour that right! We may look like sissies. But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. * One of the wolves accidentally punches another wolf* We're men! We're men in tights. Always on guard defending the people's rights!
All the wolves join into one big cancan line and start to dance the cancan. * Laaa la la la la la la. La la la la la la la la la. La la la la la * ever odd wolf is swung around on another wolves shoulders. * La la la la la la la la!!!! * Back to their two rows now*
"We're men! Manly Men! We're men in tights! Yessss! * Insert very gay move and gay slur. * We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men! We're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor. That's right! We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or we'll put out your lights. * The same poor wolf gets punched again. * We're men! Men in Tights! Tight Tights! * All of the wolves pull up their pants while singing that in higher pitched voices* Always on guard defending the peoples rights!! When you're in a fix just call for the men in Tttiiiggghhhtttsss!!! We're Mach!" (I'm not really sure if this is what they say or if it's something else but that's what I think they say) *All the wolves pose now in manly posses. *
Koga just stared at his wolves shocked to the core of his being. What could possibly have made his wolves act this way? And what were they wearing? How could this happen? Turning he saw two of his wolves rolling around on the ground laughing. One had a long silver Mohawk while the other had pure black hair except for a little tuft of white at the front.
"Oh man Koga you should have seen your face!" The one with the Mohawk shouted as he fell to the ground laughing again. The other one just nodded.
"It was sister's idea. She told us what to do, how to act and dress. She said you would be surprised but we didn't think it would work so well." Tuft said this while holding his sides and shaking with laughter. Koga just stopped and looked at his wolves.
"This was Kagome's idea?" He asked a bit dazed still. All the wolves nodded at this. "Well then I suppose that we will have to thank her for her idea now won't we? That means I'll get to see my woman again." And so saying that Koga was off to find Kagome, leaving the rest of the wolves to just look at each other confused.
Author's note: This is just a little comedy story that my friend Kat and I decided to write up one day while watching Robin Hood Men In Tights by Mel Brooks. We don't own Inu Yasha or the movie but we are making a spoof on both of them.
~Koga's point of view~ As the sun slowly started to set Koga began to get a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach. All day he had been having this odd feeling and it was starting to get stronger the closer he got to his den. He kept looking around a bit paranoid but since he couldn't see something he decided that it was best if he just stopped acting so jumpy and just go back to his den. He jumped a bit as he heard a loud bird call and then the sound of fluttering wings taking off just as he was about to round the last corner. Sniffing the air now he could definitely smell something, he just couldn't tell what. Rounding the last corner in a hurry he stopped cold at what he saw and heard. (For those of you who have seen Mel Brooks Robin Hood Men In Tights it's the part where merry men have their big dance number.)
"We're men! We're men in Tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men! We're men in Tttiiights. We rob from the rich and give to the pour that right! We may look like sissies. But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. * One of the wolves accidentally punches another wolf* We're men! We're men in tights. Always on guard defending the people's rights!
All the wolves join into one big cancan line and start to dance the cancan. * Laaa la la la la la la. La la la la la la la la la. La la la la la * ever odd wolf is swung around on another wolves shoulders. * La la la la la la la la!!!! * Back to their two rows now*
"We're men! Manly Men! We're men in tights! Yessss! * Insert very gay move and gay slur. * We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men! We're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor. That's right! We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or we'll put out your lights. * The same poor wolf gets punched again. * We're men! Men in Tights! Tight Tights! * All of the wolves pull up their pants while singing that in higher pitched voices* Always on guard defending the peoples rights!! When you're in a fix just call for the men in Tttiiiggghhhtttsss!!! We're Mach!" (I'm not really sure if this is what they say or if it's something else but that's what I think they say) *All the wolves pose now in manly posses. *
Koga just stared at his wolves shocked to the core of his being. What could possibly have made his wolves act this way? And what were they wearing? How could this happen? Turning he saw two of his wolves rolling around on the ground laughing. One had a long silver Mohawk while the other had pure black hair except for a little tuft of white at the front.
"Oh man Koga you should have seen your face!" The one with the Mohawk shouted as he fell to the ground laughing again. The other one just nodded.
"It was sister's idea. She told us what to do, how to act and dress. She said you would be surprised but we didn't think it would work so well." Tuft said this while holding his sides and shaking with laughter. Koga just stopped and looked at his wolves.
"This was Kagome's idea?" He asked a bit dazed still. All the wolves nodded at this. "Well then I suppose that we will have to thank her for her idea now won't we? That means I'll get to see my woman again." And so saying that Koga was off to find Kagome, leaving the rest of the wolves to just look at each other confused.