N/A: There will be a lot of stuff such as murder, destruction, and crazy. This story involves an Occ of mine called Tim Doe who's nomad life ended when he clashes with the lives of Dib, Zim, Gaz and others. He will be dragged into conspiracy, combat, and everything that will result in pure destruction of everything one knew of the Invader zim Canon. Be advised some of the invader zim characters may act occ or canon. By the way the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: Don't Own Invader Zim Show
Hope you enjoy
Prologue: Therapy turned questioning in SPACE! Start!
"GIIIIR! GIVE ZIM BACK MY PROTON WRENCH!"As a green alien with pink eyes chased the crazy little robot.
"WEEEHEHEHEHE!" as the robot was fast making the chase go in circles.
"Should i interfere with this stupid skit before it goes to far." said a boy with brown hair and black eyes looked at the depths of space.
If anyone had realized it where this bout of stupidity happening it was on a stole spacecraft light years from earth.
"If i ever see that place it be too soon." the boy thought as he sighed as the thought of earth filled him with rage.
The earth had been a place where a bunch of aliens had secretly been among humans and had influence their development in order to make them into instruments of war. It wasn't just one but 7 different alien races. Each had different methods in influencing them but the one that the boy was in had made a bunch of what the boy would considered the most idiotic decisions to make. The biggest mistake was crossing some would consider a bunch of kids if your one of the humans that got turned stupid.
"Doe silence those two before they break something." as the voice over the intercom was serious.
"Aie Aie Captain!" as The boy dusted of his grey jacket and black shorts before running up and grabbing the wrench.
"HU-"
*SMACK*
That was the sound of the boy's hand back handing zim.
"Zim! What the hell are you doing in my workspace?! You know damaging my things will get you?" as the boy brought out a futuristic light blade.
Zim nodded instantly knowing this human was not to be trifled with as he was one of the main participants in the wrecking of Irk. He knew this ever since the wretched human collided with Dib and Gaz. All three humans were thorns in his spiedlee spooch but he had no clue who was worst.
First was Dib who had always been fighting with zim ever since zim landed on earth. As he fought zim dib knew every one of irk's weaknesses such as water and earth meat. although zim had gotten a few wins the cursed dib human always won even when he got hurt.
Next was Dib's Scary and turns out to be older sister since she was 11 3/4 and he was 11 1/4. Zim was frighten by her when she decides to kick zim's butt. At first it was easy to fight dib and the other human with ease if the earth female's game slave wasn't harmed. However it seemed what humans called fate like to think Zim is a fool to believe that Zim could not do with out facing Dib-stink who could use spellbooks and fighting skills , Gaz-Beast who is scary and had what dib called a supernatural side to her and an understanding of irken tech, or the other human who had been a thorn in his side whether it is teaming up with the membrane siblings or facing zim himself when neither were around.
Last and not least the human who some how got tossed into the fray resulting in everything to how the humans say it "Hell breaking loose." The human showed up in an instant but no one knew why. He had been moving from town to town as he said in class that day in skool. But Zim knew the truth, Dib human knew the truth, Gaz human knew. The human was frightening in terms that zim could not deny was why he had no victories against him.
"You have the combat experience and the skills. But there is something underneath just waiting to come out."Said the human as he crossed zim's path. He was trying to destory one of zim's bests weapons.
"THAT IS ZIM'S PUKE GOING TO EXIT ZIM'S BODY AT THOSE WORDS! FILTHY HUMAN! ZIM WILL COMPLETE HIS MISSION AND CONQUER EARTH! NO ONE WILL GET IN THE WAY OF MY TRIUMPH! NOT DIB-STINK! NOT GAZ-BEAST! NOT TAK! AND ESPECIALLY YOU!" Zim was not going to let another human take victory from his hands.
Just as zim was going to gloat about gaining a victory over the wretched human.
*GLLLZRRT*
"*Sigh* Zim you just never get it do you?" as The human seemed to walk on the shoulder of zim's machine with and air that just told you that you have lost.
" It is not because i have tech that got beat you, nor its it because of how you screw up." as more of the machine began to fall.
"It obvious that your tech is good but doesn't it seem odd? This weakpoints that could be seen a mile away. Your robot does stupid stuff and you have shitty bosses who want nothing more than to see you dead and go-" as Zim sent a spider leg toward him only to side step.
"WHAT FOOLISHNESS WILL YOU SPEAK!" as Zim guessed he would say "Zim the tallest lied your not an invader." as Zim knew it in his mind it was only a ruse to make him drop guard.
"Forget that useless mission." as Zim was about to speak when the human raised his hand to silence him.
"What does the earth have to offer for the irken really? Resources? Technology? Surly your joking? You know it is a great source for irken weaknesses. But other than that this place bares nothing of value to them. So ask me this what does it mean to a soldier from a place like irk if they have a mission that just makes no sense? Doesn't it just sound like someone saying to another "Your Fired. Being Let go. Hope you have luck in your future endeavors."" as zim couldn't understand why. While one part believed that he was stalling since is different words. Another thought on the words but the pride kept it from going to far.
*Rumble*
"Welp it's done." as the rumbling happen as the human was looking at a phone.
"What is done? Your life when i'm done with you! Your finished ear-" before another set of rumbling happened.
"There you go again. With the whole your finished here bit. You should be preparing for the festivities im gonna make happen. Until then heal your wounds." as the human leaped off as the destruction of the machine signaled the last and possibly final defeats zim would have to this human as what is to come would change zim's whole life.
Zim couldn't deny that the human was smart. Zim, dib-stink, gaz-beast, Irk, and the entire earth recognized it through the human's "Festivities" even though zim, dib and gaz along with three "irkens" zim never expected to join this small crew to partake.
Before any more commotion could happen the intercom came on.
"Zim! Gir! Human! Meeting! Now!"
Both Zim and the human recognize the voice and decided to settle this matter later before heading out.
"GIR TO THE MEETING!" as Gir snapped out of his stupor before following the two.
"Meeting Room"
Every person in the room were on edge a bit after being in space for 5 days.
"Tak are you calm?" as a female irken in a pink uniform. Her pink eyes blinked knowing that what the captain had in plan would have everyone on edge.
"If this eases the tension we been having since we left earth." said a shorter male irken commented as he knew even after leaving earth some of the makeshift crew were gonna be at eachother's throats.
Suddenly the door moved showing two individuals who each took a seat by tak.
First was a boy with scythe-like black hair and pale skin. He wore a black trench coat that was over a blue shirt. He was bare foot at the moment due to the loss of his shoes.
Second was a girl with purple hair in the form of a stylized bob cut that look like a set of fangs. She wore a short black dress that had grey stripes, she had leggings that had red stripes.
"Hello humans it seems that you decided to involve yourself in this foolish endeavor." as the girl gave the one who said that a scary look.
"Look i don't want to do anymore than you do but we got no option with the tension that was building." Said the boy as he fixed his glasses.
"Says the boy that got put in a straight jacket after hitting the earth with a flux blast." Said Tak as the boy scoffed.
"Says the female invader who was trying to take a false mission from an irken who was led to believe he became an invader." Said the boy with scythe-like hair.
"Well at least i don't have a parental unit that was not even a parent to you dib." As Gaz had enough.
"Alright that is enough. Wait for Zim and you know who the sooner you can kill eachother. Understand?" as both nodded.
"Not gonna say his name captain gaz?" as the female irken and the short male where behind a shielding on the other part of the room due to the fact that either had not had any problems with any besides zim.
"Tenn, right? I only say this once. If his answers turn out to be what i believe then i call him as such." as Tenn raised an antennae.
"And if he doesn't?" as Gaz made an evil smirk.
"Then he gets his ass beat and we toss him over board." Said Gaz right when Zim, gir and the other human on the ship appeared.
"I figured as much." as Zim and the hooded human sat.
"I apologize Doe but it is something that must be discussed. Each person around you will ask you a question. So the turns start with Zim then to Dib next is Tak and then finally Gaz." as Tenn felt this will end badly.
"How long is this?" Said Doe.
" Now begin!" as Zim started first.
Begin Session
D(Doe), T(Tak), Z(Zim), Di(Dib), G(Gaz), *T(Tenn)
Z: Human! How did you set up the fall of the Irken empire!
D: Zim that is a question that i have to story tell to answer. But if you wonder how you guys had the easy job when you trashed Irk is because i and an associate of mine had helped the Reisty in causing some Code Name Plaid.
*T: Next Question! *Writes Answer Down*
Di:Alright.
D:Um, Dib Question?
Di: I'm getting it! Why did you attack the swollen eyeball network?
D:*Sigh* had to go there. For one they were gonna dissect you like a trout.
Di: *Feels sick*
D: Two, It be a pain to let you die after keeping even supernatural and abnormal horrors from putting you six feet.
G: And i thank you for that.
D: Noted
D: Lastly, I would be damned to let those pieces of shit think they got one over me.
*T: Next
T: What gave you the right to cause such Chaos? Answer me Human!
D: Tak... I saw an opportunity. When everybody in the world is against you, When they have an agenda that would have you screwed over in the end. When i came to your town everything suddenly everything came to me.
T: I see...
*T: Next!
G: Alright. Doe this is my question and it will decide what happens next.
D: kay.
G: Was it "professor membrane" that cause this?
D:...
Di: Hey are you alright?
D:...
Z: Human?
D:*Doe gives a scary look*
G: Well?
D:*Takes a moment to compose himself*
*T: Ti-
D: Gaz. You wonder if the person that murdered my mother, the person who's i share blood with, the very person who helped create the environment that i had to survive. Was Mr "I will lord my greatness by helping make the land what my benefactors wanted only for it to screw everyone in the long run" membrane the cause of the madness you've endured. Is that who your ask is the root of the madness?
G: Yes. Why?
D: *Takes a deep breath before speaking* At first it was. I was angry, homeless and no clue how to get revenge on the very person that created the hellish landscape.
Di:...
D: But to be fair when the day you two -*Points at Dib and Zim* were fighting.
Z: LIES HUMAN! I-*Backs down as Doe raises his fist*
D: Do you want another knuckle sandwich?
Z: No
D: Good.
Di: I remeber that. I had ended up stopping zim and for some reason he began screaming murder.
G: wow. Didn't think he would want to kill you.
D: anyway, when i saw that happening and no one help break it. Something came to me. "Hey why not pull something that no thought was possible. You could get your revenge even if it is in the long run."
G: Is that so?
D: To be fair i didn't know that what it was at first but i could tell that i would be led to it when i made my choice there and then.
G: I see. then you wouldn't mind to tell them. *Gaz tosses Doe a brown colored book*
D:...
G: You are gonna read each of your logs and i know from reading it there is a lot.
D:...Fine, but can you make sure we have supplies.
G: *Raises one of her eyebrows* That's it?
D: Yeah. Gonna need a lot since this will be a long story.
G: Fine. *Leaves room*
*T:Alright Ending Session
Session End
2 hours Later
"Finally!" Doe thought as he looked at the brown book.
"Hurry up human! Stalling will not bring us to the station any quicker." Said Tak as she was interested at least about how this came to this point.
"Hey! The destruction took time to achieve!" as everyone in the room were silent.
Dib knew he was gonna regret to ask but his curiosity got the better.
"How much of the whole thing was for this?" As Doe rubbed the back of his head.
"Not much. Everything just that i face was either caused out of coincidence, my own choice or something involving you guys." as Gaz held her hand up.
"Divulge no more and read. Everyone who has wants anwsers will have them as the story progresses. Understand?" as She added a death glare.
"Yes." Said Everyone but Doe.
"Alright! Here we go." as he got into his narrating voice for the story.
"Hello, my name is tim doe and i have had a crappy day."
"Have you ever had a day where nothing gets in your way human?" Asked Tak only for tim to ignore her.
"I already been in this town for three days and i have no idea to get back at that "bastard"."
"Bastard is a good description for him." said Dib as he had a few to describe dad.
"I could come up with a million plans but all got the same bad ending if my suspicions were right."
"Wish i had some popcorn right now." Gaz thought as she guessed "the same bad ending" would have happened to her and dib.
"Right when i was gonna leave the weirdest thing happened"
"Here we go again." as Tim began the telling of how he met the three of them. Four if you count gir. That day was the day everything in the wheel of fate was turned to a different direction entirely. It was the day the bell that chimed the destruction of earth could never be unrung.
End
Stopping this here and making the next chapter. If you can wrap your head around the clues in the chapter you won't get surprised. If not then enjoy the ride and how everything got to this point.