Danny Devito's eyes fluttered as he woke up. He moaned in a groggy voice as he did every morning. He got ready for he's job, after all America won't run it's self. As Danny was about to leave he heard a voice coming from beneath his bedsheets.
"Skipping our morning session?" Danny looked back to see Famous youtuber Jontron lying in his bed. "Oh my" Danny said. Suddenly Danny started sweating heavily and pulled at his collar. "Jon I didn't know you were still here"
Jon looked at Devito seductive while saying in voice that would've made Morgan Freeman ejaculate at the very sound of it " You know we made a pact back in '08 Dan." "Ah yes the ...pact" Danny answered in a shaky voice. Jon heard the fear in voice and that only made him more aroused. Jon then moved slowly closer to Danny until their nose's were only a inch away from each other. Jon then moved his fingers up Danny's buttoned up shirt and started to undo his shirt. Danny, unable to resist the temptation anymore, smashed his lips onto Jons. Suddenly their tongues were fighting on the inside of their mouths. Jon successfully unbuttoned Danny's shirt and removed it off of him. Danny then pulled away from Jon's lips to catch his breath, leaving behind a string of saliva. Danny than used his godlike strength to flipped Jon on his back. He then he grabbed Jon's posterior and spread the thing. Then he continued to eat the booty like groceries.
After the long and unrealistic sex Jon and Danny had, Danny said goodbye to Jontron and left for the White house. After all the president can't be having sex all the time.
END OF CH. 1