I was bored after I took my quiz in hunter's safety. Yeah it's a bad bad thing when I'm bored. NEVER LET ME BE BORED! Oh and by the way I PASSED! Woowoo! Oh and I entered a national comedy contest that JP held for his book IFunny and there are 4 places. Grand, 1, 2, 3. I WON 1st! *squeals* You can check out my act on the IFunny video gallery! I'm the one with blonde hair, bangs, freckles, glasses, pale skin, and the lame joke about my gut. Well they don't think it's lame at least.
Disclaimer: I disclaim all things I mention! *sobs* And Mickey D's aint evil. ITS YUMMY IN MY TUMMY! WOOT WOOT!
Fang: Snook took it! I tell ya he did! *growls*
Max: Ugh stop grumbling and eat your corn! *shoves corn in Fang's mouth*
Fang: *spits out corn* CLEAN MY LAUNDRY!
Iggy: NO! Don't do it Max! For his laundry has been sprinkled with… APPLE SCENT! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!
Max: *gasps* B-but Fang! I thought you were on Team Lemon! WHY!?
Fang: I didn't want to Max! But THE EVIL MCDONALD'S COMMERCIAL FORCED ME! WITH THE FISHAY FISHAY! IT'S SO HYPNOTIZING!
Max: *slaps Fang* How dare you!? Mickey D's is NOT evil! LEAVE MY SIGHT NOW!
Me: *appears* QUICK! What are all the types of action for a firearm!?
Angel: Why?
Me: Because I'm in the middle of my hunter's safety test and I forgot! I WANNA HUNT!
Angel: Bolt, Semi-Automatic, pump, lever, break, and bolt action repeater.
Me: YAY! *disappears*
Gazzy: How'd you know that Angel?
Angel: I hunt.
Nudge: What game do you hunt –
Gazzy: *his hand on Nudge's mouth* I'm stopping you before you can say anymore.
Nudge: *glares*
Angel: I hunt Monopoly to answer your question Nudge. I HATE THAT GAME! *takes out gun, starts shooting random Monopoly boards that have been stalking the Flock*
Max: AAAAAAAAAAPPLES!
Nudge: Instead of triple A batteries it's deca A apples! YAY FOR DECA!
Gazzy: UNO! *holds up 1…thousand cards*
Finn: ITS ADVENTURE TIME!
Everyone: UGH! WRONG FIC AGAIN!
Nudge: Does Booknerd like keep glitching and putting the wrong characters in the wrong fic!? I was in the shower a week ago and all of a sudden Annabeth from the PJO series poofed in and screamed 'PERCY' and I was like 'BACK OFF GIRL! The shower is the only place I can ramble without being interr-*gets interrupted*
Max: You ramble in the shower? I eat bananas using my armpits in the shower! What? It builds character.
Nudge: SEE! You just interr-
Max: It's really easy t-
Nudge: HA! NOW I INTERRU-
Max: You mean I interrupted yo-
Nudge: TIME FOR AN INTERRUPTING WA-
Max: r! Its o-
*both interrupt each other nonstop*
Iggy: *gets awesometastical unicorn of minty freshness powers, creates metal cage around Max and Nudge with aforementioned powers*
Max: WHAT THE FLIPPING MONKEY NUGGETS!? *tears chunk of metal off, throws it at Iggy's head* DIE! *goes back to war*
Iggy: …BMO!
BMO: What?
Iggy: Why are you here?!
BMO: Because BMO likes birdkids! DuH! *hugs Angel*
Fang: Why'd you capitalize the h in duh?
BMO: 7 words in one sentence! Good for you bird brain!
Fang: *sniffs* BMO's mean!
BMO: Adios! *leaves*
Angel: SORRY DORA HASN'T TAUGHT US THAT YET!
Nudge: Boots taught me what it means! Nananabooboo!
Angel: Oh yeah? Then what does it mean?! Huh!? HUH!?
Nudge: RED BANANA COLORED BOOTS! BABAM! Angel says whaaa?!
Angel: Whatever! I STILL HAVE MY PEDRO! *steals my laptop*
Me: *appears* HEY! PEDROS MY PC! *takes Pedro back* BADBYE! GET IT!? INSTEAD OF GOODBYE!? *disappears*
Everyone: *collapses*
Dippy The Swedish Elf: *holding Thor's hammer* BUH BYE! R & R!?