I got this idea when I was watching Star Wars one day. My sister and I were commenting on the robes the Jedi's wore. It was actually funny.
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Harry Potter was walking around Hogsmead one day when he ran into Gandalf the White.
" What are you doing here?" Harry asked.
" Just buying robes," He muttered. " I ripped mine."
" Mind if I join you?" He asked.
" No, not all," he said.
They started to walk down the street. They soon found a robe store. They stepped inside and looked around. He looked at the white robe section, but soon decided that brown would look better.
He walked over to the brown robe section, and noticed a small green dude
" Yoda?!" Gandalf exclaimed. " What on Middle Earth are you doing here?"
" Robes," he muttered. " What is Earth?"
" I'll explain later. What is the best selection of robes?" He asked, remembering the reason he came.
" These are wonderful," Yoda said as he held up a small brown robe fit for a child.
" Yes I suppose," Gandalf said.
" Hey, I just found the best robe ever!" Harry exclaimed as he held up a black robe with a Griffindor symbol in the right hand corner.
" Yuck!" Yoda and Gandalf exclaimed together.
" I think I'll stick to White," Gandalf said as he went back to the white robe section.
" Hey, aren't you an elder from the TV show, Charmed?" Gandalf asked.
" Yep," he said. " Do they have these in gold trim?" he held up a white robe.
" How am I supposed to know?" He asked. " I only wear white robes with no gold trim."
" Whatever," he muttered.
They went on with their business when he came to another person looking for robes.
" What TV show, book, movie, are you from?" Gandalf asked.
" I don't know yet. I think one of the people reading this will write about me," he said.
Gandalf chuckled.
" Yes, I suppose," he laughed.
Well, I really hoped you like it. But really, have you noticed that almost all fantasies, the people wear robes.
Until next time,
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