August 1st 2015
Penguin HQ, New york
8:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
"Boys it is relieving to have just one normal day," I said, "No aliens, No time-traveling, no magical beings." "Unfortantly," Kowalski said, "we can't have no lemur activity." "Yes," I said, "Who has a party until the sunsets party?" "Yeah," Rico said. Just then the doors to Kowalski's lab flew open and a bunch of lychee nuts poured out. "Kowalski why do you have lycee nuts?" I asked. "Well I decided that the best way to prevent Maurice, Mort, or anyone turning power mad," Kowalski said, "was to take all the lychee nuts."
"Won't the lemurs get supisious?" "Private, Private, Private," I said, "Kowalski show him the math." "This is a thirty in one hundred chance of a lemur eating a bad lycee nut and well you know…" Just then a manical laugh filled the air, "Kowalski looks like you missed one." "Here we go again," Kowalski muttered. Then Ringtail came running in his crown clearly missing, "Maurice gone mad!" he said, "He took my throne!" "Did he eat a lychee nut," Kowalski said. "Um yes," the lemur replied. "how bad could it get?" I asked. Then the lights went out, "Oh…that bad." I ran to the periscope and looked out to see the face of Joey the Kangaroo. "Marsupial!" I shouted, "and hot-tempered."
"Let's go topside! Let's defend our home!" I shouted. "I'll wait down here," Julian said. We went topside and found ourselves face to face with Joey and his two Gorilla thugs. "Strange seeing you three here," I said. "Capture them!" Maurice shouted. "Why are you working for a lemur under the influence of bad lychee nuts?" "You ask too many questions, mate," Joey replied with his Austriallan accent, "Joey thinks you need a beaten." "Bada" "And Bing" "Will crush" "tiny birds" "I see you met Joey, Bada, and Bing personal body guards of the king."
"What is you sick and twisted game this time Maurice," Private demanded. "To rule the Zoo! And from this Zoo I will conquer New York! And from New York?" "New Jersey?" "THE WORLD!" "Skipper I just take the guava-berry cure…" Bada grabbed it, crushed it, and threw it into the water. And then Joey delivered his infamous roundhouse kick and everything went dark.
(end of chapter one)
