Dave and jade were sitting at home. They exchanged awkward eye contact, then Dave expressed his undying love for Jade. And jade was like ok. Then the face battle commenced. As their mouths tried to vanquish one another, their bodies ached for something more. Dave was like 'let us have the sex?' And jade was all like 'k' then they did the horizontal tango, but vertically. In the midst of their fracklefest, they again declared their undying passion for each other. But then they died from the noxious fumes of their romance. But they still loved each other. The end.