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Well, first I was like... 'ZimxOC? Impossible, I will never do it. Then, I was like 'pfff, why not?' so, here I am. Writing a ZimxOC and in ENGLISH.

Declaimer: No, invader zim don't belong to me.

And... I'm still learning english, so if something sound like if a 6 years old wrote it, that's the reason. Well, now reeeeaaaaad.

Dooooooooom

It was a normal day in... However the city where Zim, Dib, Gaz and others live. At least, there was nothing that didn't usually happen in there. Kids were going to Skool (N/A: haha, Skool always make me laugh) and Zim and Dib were arguing in front of it. The argue went into a fight and Dib started to shot Zim with a water-gun.

"Aaaaaah! Aaaaah! It burns! It buuuuuurns!" Zim yelled. Suddenly, the water-gun wasn't in Dib's hand anymore, it was in a girl's one.

"Hey you! Bad guy! Ya really shouldn't hurt little boys with funny voices!" the girl yelled.

"Wait, you don't understand. You... You're white" Dib said as he noticed the white skin the girl had. Her hair was white too, it was all messy and in two pigtails. Her eyes were toxic green, she had a green T-shirt and orange baggy shorts with braces she was also carrying an umbrella.

"Yeah, pretty cool, uh?" the white girl smiled "Wait! I was angry at ya! Now, I'm not gonna give this back to ya!" she crossed her arms.

"What? Wait! You REALLY don't understand, I-!"

"Lalalalala! I can't hear ya!" the girl put her hands in her ears and sat behind the uncincious Zim. Dib sighed and entered to Skool.

'What's her problem?' he tought.

When Zim woke up, the first he saw was two big green eyes, then he saw they belonged to a girl's face, a white girl's face.

"AAAAAAAAH!" Zim shouted and jumped away from the girl with the hat "What... What are you?!"

"WHAT am I? I'm a human" she joked.

"Impossible. Humans had a filthy color in their skin and hair with extravagants colors!"

"Oh, that's 'cause I'm an albino" she smiled. He blinked confussed.

"Zim comands you to tell him what an albino is!"

"People with white hair, white skin and red eyes. But I'm not completly albino, that's why I have green eyes" she smiled frindly. Zim looked around, he was lying on grass, but he could tell the girl was holding a black umbrella.

"Where am I?"

"Outside of Skool (N/A:hahahahaha! Yeah, I know. I'm annoying), I was about to take ya to nurse, but she was creepy" she giggled. Zim was getting tired of the human white girl smiling.

"Why did you stayed near the mighty ZIM?" she smiled "And stop doing that! You smile too much! TOO MUCH I SAID!" she stopped smiling and blinked a few times.

"Hey, at least ya could be nice to me! I saved ya of that bad guy with the water-gun!" she protested and showed him the water-gun.

"Get that thing away from me!" she hided the toy behind her back.

"Sorry. But I did save ya! I deserve something!"

"Very well. Zim apreciates you saved him. I will pay you"

"Yay!" she smiled hugely, but then she covered her mouth "Sorry" Zim sighed.

Once Skool started, Ms. Bitters yelled at the class that they had a new student, it was the white girl. Her name was Todd.

"Well, Todd. If you have something to say, say it now because after this I don't want to hear another sound from you!"

"Okay! Um... Hi! I'm Todd and I like biscuits!" she waved her hand hyperactively.

"Hey! Unless I'm bad informed, Todd is a boy's name" said the mean blonde girl who's name I don't remember.

"Nu-huh! It's unisex... And my dad wanted a boy" everyone started laughing exept for Zim and Dib.

After one boring hour, lunch time appeared. All kids were at the cafeteria, Todd looked around while looking for a table. Then, she saw Zim sitting all in his own and dashed at him.

"Hi!" she sat next to him.

"Stinky-white-hyooman! What are YOU doing here?!"

"I'm eatin' lunch" she anwsered as she bited her sandwich.

"How dare you to sit around Zim?!"

"Ya don't have ta yell at me, you're so mean" she protested, Zim growled but didn't say a word. Seconds passed and non of them talked. Then, Todd turned to face Zim.

"What?!"

"I was wondering why yar skin is green"

"Ugh, It's... It's a skin condition" he looked away.

"Really? Great! You're like me! But cooler!" Zim looked confussed at her.

"Well, of course! Everything in Zim is amazing! But you are the first human that actually say it. Zim comands you to tell why!"

"'couse it's different! I love that! And green is my favourite color" she giggled. Zim just stared, he had not an answer for that. Then, he felt a touch in his cheek. Todd was pocking at him with her finger. She poke again and again and again and...

"Stop it already!" her smile disapeared and her gaze went to the floor.

"Owwww..." then she did one of the most heart breaker puppy eyes you can ever imagine.

Zim's lip trembled. Then she looked at him and their eyes met. Zim couldn't take it. It was too much.

"Fine! Fine! You may continue with your stupid childish hyooman game!" Zim gave up. Todd giggled and started pocking Zim's face again while she laughed softly.

"Something is not right, Gaz. Not right!" Dib yelled to his sister.

"What's your problem now?"

"Look!" he took Gaz's head and turned it to where Zim and Todd were sitting "Zim's being tocuhed! By a human! And he is letting her! That girl was weird, I knew it" then, Gaz slapped his brother.

"Don't-touch-me" she theatened and continued playing her video game"Anyway, you are a weirdo too"

After lunch everyone went to class again. Ms. Bitters gave the kids some random project about the doomed world and put them in pairs. Zim and Todd were togother.

"Seems like we're a group. I'll go to yer house" Todd said.

"Very well. Because ZIM don't go to filthy hyoomans houses!"

"Okey dokey!" Zim looked at the girl. She is so dumb, he thought.

After class, everyone came out running. Dib looked at Todd. He knew she was paired with Zim, and althought he didn't like her much, he still had the feeling that he had to protect her.

"Umm, hi. Todd, right?"

"Righty! Who are ya?"

"I'm Dib"

"Oh! Now I remember ya! You were hurting Zim"

"Yes. But before you yell at me... Again, let me tell you why I did it" Todd thought of it a little.

"Okay. You're lucky that I'm pacifist" then, Dib told her about Zim being an alien and stuff, hoping that this time someone would believe him.

"... And that's why"

"... oh"

"You think I'm crazy, right?"

"Nop, I think Zim could actually be an alien. It would be so cool!" she jumped a little happily.

"Cool?! But he wants to destroy Earth!"

"Yeah... But is so cool that aliens are real! I was hoping paranormal stuff were real!" she smiled hugely.

"You like paranormal stuff?" Dib asked cheerfully.

"Yeah! I love it! I wanna see something like that sometime"

"Me too! I was into the paranormal since I was a little kid!"

"Really? Great! We could hang out sometime and search for something"

"I think we could"

"Yeah. Well, see ya later"

"Where are you going?"

"To Zim's house"

"But I just told you he is evil. He could hurt you!"

"Don't worry Dibbie! I can handle by myself. Bye bye!" she waved good bye and left running, leaving a confused and still worried Dib.

"... Dibbie?" he mumbled.

Outside Skool...

"Zim! Zim! ZIM, WAIT!" a voice called. Zim turned around to see Todd running to him with her umbrella in hand "Gosh, ya forgot me?" she sounded a little hurt.

"Yes, actually" he said, not really caring.

"Lucky I found ya. Where's yar house?"

"Around there. Just follow me"

"Yes, my partner!" she faked a serious voice followed by some giggles. In the way, Zim realized how enchanted the girl was for everything around her. She greeted almost everyone, and she picked up flowers, leafs, little fruits, etc. What in the world kept her so optimistic?!

"We're here" Zim annunced.

"Wow! What a cool house! I love it!" she entered to the house before Zim, jumping "A paint of a monkey! A cute monkey! Wow! That TV is huge! Hey! It smells like waffles in here!" she kept exclaming happily.

"Guess who made waffles!" Gir appeared from the kitchen with four plates full of waffles. Then he turned to see Todd "A pretty girl! Can we keep her?"

"No, Gir. We cannot keep her"

"Ooowww" he gazed at the floor, and then Todd jumped to Gir and huged him thighly.

"What a cute baby dog! Imma Todd! What's yar name?"

"I already said it" Zim crossed his arms.

"Ssssshh! I want him to say it!" Todd smiled and started a stupid and a little insane coversation with the robot.

"Well. Since you two are getting so well, keep it like that, I have some things to do" Zim said.

"Uh? Wait! Didn't we have a project?" Todd said.

"I can do it for my own"

"Are you sure? I can help if ya want me to"

"No, I don't want you to help me. Just stay here, away form the kitchen and the toilet and have fun with Gir"

"Uuhh... Okay?" Zim just nodded and went to the kitchen, where without Todd knowing, he went to the secret base by the toilet.

Time passed and Todd and Gir were watching the scary monkey show, but with bored faces.

"Giiiir, I'm bored..." she looked at Gir, he looked back, but then he started laughing crazily. Todd got up from the couch.

"I hate feeling useless. Imma gonna help Zim even if he doesn't want me to" she walked to the kitchen but didn't find anything. Then she realized the existence of the toilet "Whoa, he do his 'things' in the middle of the kitchen?" Todd said to herself. She got a better look of the toilet and saw it didn't really have water. It was just a tube. Then, she felt how she was pushed inside the toilet. While she falled, she realized it was Gir, who was still laughing crazily in Todd's back.

They crashed in the floor, Gir dashed away while yelling something about his taquitos. Todd stayed where she was and looked at every detail of the place she had just falled in. It was Zim's laboratory/secret base/whatever.

"It's so... Cool" she mumbled.

And? And? What do you think? Tell me in a review pleaaaaaase. Oh, and no flames.

Don't worry, I'll try to make it better. I'm gonna do my best! Hell yeah!