Hi! Ok guys so the way this is gonna work is that both Akona and I (Latez) are going to be doing the same story, under the premise that it had to include Black Butler characters, set in the same universe as Scooby-Doo and take place in an Amusement Park (ze mystery). That's it, everything else was up to our interpretation.
So, Akona's gonna start. Mine will be after hers. Enjoy! (Btw this is Latez talking right now, my bro don't got no internet so I'm in charge of posting ze story)
(This is Akona talking now)
So, fair warning, I haven't actually seen Scooby Doo in a good six years (I googled everything down to the original character's last names) But, whilst brainstorming with Latez, this crossover came be! (Miracle of creativity! :D) (Fuck idk...) Anyways here's my version.
A large 1968 Chevy rolled down a thin strip of paved road in the middle of a foggy wood. It was three thirty-three am, and the Mystery Machine boldly chugged along, getting terrible mpg. Its hippie flowers allowing for absolutely no camouflage what-so-ever.
At the wheel was Sebastian Michaelis, leader of the group known as Mystery Incorporated. He disagreed with the loud colored van, but his companions had the majority vote over him. Sebastian had one hand at the top of the wheel, the other supporting his face as he dozed, sleep-driving (STFU niggas he can sleep-drive).
To his right sat Grell, a bimbo who was basically meant to represent the female aspect of the group, even though he had a set of manly parts and not lady ones. But the bureau let it slide and so there he was, fixing his hair in a hand held mirror at three am. It was a wonder why there were no people of color in the pasty group, oh right, they live in England.
In the expansive back of the van sat Lau, the team's druggie. He was currently stoned in the corner, whimpering as his hallucinations of demonic pink butterflies attacked and drew blood. He was wearing his traditional Chinese robes and held the super opium in his left hand while the right one batted away at nothing desperately.
Right next to him sat Pluto, a dog who was in the middle of munching away on bitch biscuits, his high having a totally different effect. Pluto would occasionally look up at his companion and lick his face in an attempt to stop the bad trip before Lau did something drastic. However Lau only saw Pluto as a giant demon hound breathing fire and destroying his massive stores of drugs. Pluto gave up and went back to eating.
The last person in the van was the resident smart-ass. His name was William. Will had a bad case of the douchebag. This meant that had the extreme urge to make everyone else feel like shit, make smart comments, and be socially awkward. Currently, William was sitting in the back seat, browsing twitter and giving snide comments in 140 characters or less.
They continued traveling through the night because honestly, they had nothing better to do, being from the 60s and all. Sebastian was awakened by Grell when the latter shouted something about a theme park.
The raven haired man blinked lazily and slowed the van to a stop as a section of clouds cleared, the moon lighting up a nearby sign. "What is it now Grell?" He asked, sleep still evident on his handsome features.
"I could of sworn I saw somebody in the woods back there!" The flamer said, looking out the window on his door behind them.
Sebastian sighed, "It was probably nothing," He put his foot on the gas pedal and they started moving again. "We should probably find an inn, I can't keep driving much longer." He yawned.
Will didn't look up from his phone, the glare reflecting in his glasses. "You were sleeping."
"I wasn't fully asleep William." Sebastian grumbled. "S.L.E.E.P.I.N.G." Sebastian sighed and ignored him.
They pulled into a small town that looked fairly decent, save for the peeling paint on the buildings and the rats that scurried in the alleyways. But no one minded, they'd come
across worse in their travels as solvers of mysteries. Parking in front of an inn, they all sleepily got out of the blue and green hippie-van (Lau being dragged along by Will, who was still on his phone). Sebastian waltzed over to the register, where a young blonde woman sat reading a book. He upped his charm, hoping to get some sort of discount in the process.
"Hello miss, my colleagues and I wi-"
The woman didn't look up and smacked her gum, pointing to the sign to her left. "Twenty bucks a room a night, five for breakfast." He noticed that the she was a he. Reading the nametag on the employee he saw it said 'Alois Trancy'.
The red-eyed man's fake smile fell easily. "Very well then." He dug into his back pocket for the black leather wallet and started counting out the money.
Meanwhile Grell was doing his best to cozy up to William, leaning on the stoic man seductively. "Willy~" He whispered into the man's ear, "Why don't we share a room tonight?"
Will paused in his tweeting, which gave Grell hope. "Tell me Grell, did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree and banged every man on your way down?" That hope was stolen away rather quickly. Grell went limp and pouted, giving William the opportunity to escape to the nearby lounge/bar on the left side of the building.
In a rather cliché manner, there was an old man with a mug of beer and a scraggy beard on his face. One eye was slightly larger than the other as he turned to face the younger occupants of the inn. He turned fully as Grell sat down in a plush chair opposite to William, Pluto sitting next to the chair and rubbing his white fur into the fabric. Lau curled up to a ball in the corner, the butterflies having changed to bats.
"You youngins be walkin' round at night?" The old man asked them. Sebastian came over, handing everyone a key (dropping Lau's in front of his sobbing face), before sitting down. "Dangerous that is."
Being mystery solvers, this caught everyone's attention. William looked up from his phone, "Why is that?"
Sebastian glared at the other dark haired man. That was his line.
"Kids goin' out an aint comin' back." He took another swig of beer. "Messin' round dat tourist trap!" He made an old man face.
"What tourist trap?" Grell asked, having recovered from Will's insult.
"There's an amusement park nearby. Bein' late autumn the darn thing's closed, an it get real quiet round here. But dem kids be goin' in to mess round. Ridin' old rickety rides an doin...young thangs." Grell perked up at that. Maybe he could get some action!
Sebastian calmed the ginger by placing a hand on his shoulder. "You said they don't return?" He asked the man.
"Sure do. Some be comin' back all scardy-like. And them coppers found three of em with there legs chopped clean off!" He yelled, making Alois frown. He was trying to read Fifty Shades of Grey.
"Well then, we'll be sure to stay inside at night." Sebby said, smiling to the old man and heading up to his room.
Teenagers going off to make-out and dick around (literally) in a closed small town attraction. Quite common in this nondescript part of America actually. He came to his door and paused while holding up the key to the lock. But chopping their legs off? He'd never come across that before. All their adventures were PG for some reason. Pretty unrealistic now that he truly thought about it.
However, as he undid the lock and entered the room, Sebastian pushed any thoughts of the mystery behind him. Right now he needed sleep.
Outside the inn, a shadowy figure eyed the van with rage. The last thing he needed was some fucktards who thought they could solve mysteries coming in and fuckin shit up. He'd been working on his plan for ages, and no amount of hippie would stop him.
Grell woke up with a pounding hangover, the details of last night a vague blur of colors and such. He looked to his left to see no one else in his bed, and sighed sadly. So no, he didn't get any. The flamer looked up to the window of his room to see the first grey rays of light marking dawn on the horizon. His watch said it was 4:55, so pretty early. Knowing he couldn't go back to sleep with his headache the ginger dragged himself out of bed and to the lobby.
Alois was still at the desk, seemingly unfazed by the night. He flipped a page as Grell walked by, scrunching his nose up at the sight of so much red on any one person. His uncle, the drink from last night, was snoring loudly in the closet behind him. He had to keep the lobby presentable, and a drunk in the morning wouldn't help the inn's already failing image.
Le Flamer got himself a glass of water from the bar and sat down on the sofa, noticing that Pluto had stayed in the lobby along with Lau, who was sleeping in the chair he sat
in last night. Grell kicked the stoner's shin with his steel toed boot, enough to wake up the Asiatic man.
"Neh?" Lau mumbled. Pluto licked his hand.
"Do remember last night?" Grell grumbled.
"Oh, I believe you, Sebastian, and William questioned an old man about the recent disappearances of teenagers in a nearby closed amusement park, as well as some found bodies." The druggie said with closed eyes.
Grell raised a crimson eyebrow. "You remember all that?" Lau smiled and said nothing more, folding his hands in his robe sleeves. Grell downed the rest of his water and stood, stretching. "Well then, time for me to go be the damsel in distress! I'll get myself kidnapped; Sebby shall come find me, and we'll solve this case. Earning no money and living off of government settlements!" The gender-confused man smiled at the thought.
Lau nodded, knowing this was bound to happen one way or another. Every case was about the same.
Grell trundled on off into the street, no one being out in the early morning. It didn't take him long to find the amusement park, the highest track of a roller coaster towering over the trees was a dead giveaway. The sign they stopped by earlier was in sight, it read 'Magic Journey Park!'. The 'woman' rolled his eyes at the sign and walked into the park.
Though it only recently closed, the whole thing looked abandoned. Old kiosks stripped bare of any color other than grey by the elements. The kiddy rides were rusted and creaked in the slight breeze. Grell could see that even if it were operational the place would be a death trap.
He stopped in a four way intersection, looking at his three options. This seemed to be the middle of the park, so his eyes landed on a large map. Grell found the 'you are here!' icon of a bunny pointing to the intersection. His eyes narrowed as he saw a splotch of dried blood next to the bunny, leaning back he saw it was a whole bloody handprint on the map.
Shocked, the ginger leapt backwards with a feminine yelp. When he calmed down the sound of metal on metal came from behind him, a maniacal laughter filling the air.
William sat up in bed when the sun lit up his face. With a tired sigh he got up out of bed and went to the bathroom to prepare for the depressing day. He pulled out a black turtleneck from his spare set of clothes he'd taken from the van. His pants stayed the same (charcoal slacks) and he slid into leather boots before making his way downstairs.
By the bar he found Sebastian, and sat next to him. "What's the walking STD doing up so late?" He asked the leader of their group. Will spotted Lau off to the side sipping some kind of tea while Pluto lapped his from a bowl.
"What's the cuntless douchebag doing up so late?" Sebastian replied. Will started at this, not expecting a comeback.
"Where's Grell?" He asked, avoiding the question.
Lau looked up and opened his mouth to speak, but his stomach growled before he could utter a word. They all ate something before he was able to speak. "She went off to the park to investigate." He smiled.
"What?!" Both Will and Sebastian said at the same time. Sebastian added "And you let her go?"
Lau opened his grey eyes. "I know better than to come between a woman and her goal~" (DAMN STRAIGHT)
Will got up to run after Grell while Sebastian rolled his eyes at Lau, "Grell's a God damn MAN Lau!"
Lau tilted his head to the side. "Really? She had rather womanly business down there when I tapped dat ass last night."
Sebastian learned right then and there that the mind can indeed vomit.
He got up to follow William, Pluto running after him because he was a fucking dog who didn't know any better. Lau slowly walked after everyone else.
Sebby caught up to Will at the entrance to the park as the sun cleared the horizon. It wasn't really scary if the sun was up, he noted. This whole mystery seemed poorly thought out. (Btw im making this shit up as I go along).
"Magic Journey Park?" Will read the sign out loud, "What kindof park name is that?"
"A shitty one," Sebastian said, catching his breath. He jogged into the park with William following. Pluto ran off to the popcorn stand to lick the butter off the uncleansed parts while the raven haired men walked into a mirror house.
The mirrors were either cracked, shattered, or foggy. Surprisingly, this made everything creepier. They didn't stray too far from one another as they stalked through the house, watching the mirrors for another person.
Out of the corner of Sebby's he caught a flash of black, and turned to see a retreating cloaked form. Alerting William with a tap on the shoulder he headed off after the figure. Will looking for a back exit to cut off the criminal.
Outside, Pluto looked up at Lau, who was twirling a joint between his fingers as he took a drag on it occasionally. The dog ran up to his owner, barking nonsense. "Hold on Pluto." Lau said, holding up a hand to the dog, who sat patiently. Lau took another drag on the joint, this time holding it in, his eyes nearly popping out of his head as his face turned blue. Pluto tilted his head at the squeak Lau made with the effort before the Chinese man breathed out the smoke. "Okay." He said to the dog.
"I caught a funny scent by the popcorn thingy!" Pluto cheered to Lau, who was now high enough to understand the dog.
"What scent?" Lau said, so chink eyed his eyes looked closed.
"Tea and piss!" Pluto barked, jumping around his owner.
"Pluto away!" Lau shouted, fisting the air.
Pluto ran off to track the scent, Lau following at a more reasonable pace. When he finished the current joint he pulled out another one and lit it.
Sebastian ran through the mirror house after the cloaked figure. Following him was rather easy, as most of the mirrors were damaged. Suddenly a square of light burst into his vision, which he realized was the door as he drew closer. Blinking out the light Sebastian charged into the unknown after the figure.
Outside he saw the criminal run into another building, this one a horror house. He followed the man like a super duper hero, bent on saving the damsel in distress. Even if that damsel was a man, who was gay, and confused. Sebby shook his head, with the poor funding the bureau got he was amazed they even had a van, no need to be picky about the lack of women.
Sebastian ended up in the central room on the top floor, where he saw the cloaked figure, who had a terrifying mask on. The figure started up a chainsaw and lowered it to the pale legs of non-other than Grell, who was tied to a dolly and gaged, something Sebastian was grateful for.
Through the door to his left came William, the one to his right opened to reveal Pluto and Lau. Grell started to wake up and fidget in an attempt to break free. Pluto started to growl at the figure, who's mask seemed to change from confident to worried as though it real.
"Stop! Don't hurt him!" Sebastian yelled at the stranger. He heard Grell shout something, though it was muffled by the cloth and the sound of the chainsaw, but he assumed it was 'Her'.
"Why is that?" The 'monster's' evil voice made him want to cover his ears. It's blue hair falling into cobalt eyes gave off an air of smexyness, but only slightly. "All my LIFE I've been tortured by people like you!"
"What?!" Will shouted.
"You're all so proud and able!" He screamed, waving the chainsaw about. Sebastian noticed it was one of those lightweight chainsaws meant for women. The mask narrowed it's eyes. "Well NO MORE!"
The chainsaw started to skim Grell's legs, scratching them and sending blood flying. Pluto charged and knocked the assailant over onto the floor, pinning him to the ground.
"No, NO!" He shouted. Will went to take care of Grell while Sebastian put a booted foot on the small criminal's chest to keep him still. Lau stood in the doorway. "No! I won't stand for it!" He started crying while laughing, clearly insane. "You'll all be short like me!"
Sebastian reached down and bitch slapped the kid so hard his grandchildren felt it.
The now sane child looked around curiously. "What the fuck?" He loosened his death grip on Sebastian's ankle, who picked up the kid by the shoulders. "Where am I?"
Sebastian ignored him. "Now, let's find out who this vicious monster really is!" He stood so everyone could see him grab a hold of the hair atop the pre-teen's head and pull. The kid yelped and scratched Sebastian's arm, which dropped him. "What?"
"I'm not wearing a fucking mask you asshole!" The kid shouted. William burst out laughing.
"What are you talking about? All villains wear a mask..." Sebby protested.
"I just woke up here in a fucking shack!" He cried. "My name is Ciel Phantomhive and you kidnapped me!"
Will calmed down and raised a hand to interject. "If I may," Everyone grew quiet. "Sebastian it appears that when you slapped the child he returned to normal and forgot all of his crimes."
Pluto barked in agreement.
Grell looked at Ciel. "Well if he doesn't remember anything, we can't turn him into the police, that wouldn't be fair."
"Right." Sebby agreed.
Grell looked cheery even though his legs were covered in blood. "Well then how about he joins us! We need another girl on the team anyway!"
Ciel glared at Grell "I'm a fucking guy!"
If you guessed which characters were which, post it in a review! :D
(Latez talkin right now) Well shit XD I didn't have a chance to read my bro's version under the assumption that is wasn't "fair" but damn bro, that shit's GOOD. Hahaha to thou readers, miss Akona did not leave any further Author's note, so I'll just say it for her, thanks for reading and REVIEWWWWW. :U I'm serious the buttons like right underneath hear so just give it a little click and make these author's days ;w;. I'll be posting my version up in like a day (mind you, it's pretty damn long...) But ya, if you enjoyed this, which if you had a soul you did; favorite/follow *cough* REVIEW. Thanks!