The phone rings. You pick up the phone.
"sup kar"
"AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD? MAJOR PLOT HOLES HERE."
"cod kar I only wwanted a bro to bro convversation here"
"ANSWER MY FREAKING QUESTION."
"umm"
"maybe?"
You put down the phone because the person who started the line is from the retard center at this point. Oh yeah, introduction.
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have just been called by the residential idiot ERIDAN AMPORA. You used to be bros, but then he kind of killed like 2 people. You are matesprites with TEREZI PYROPE, and have literally just woken up in the bed, next to her. AND YES YOU ARE CLOTHED YOU "INQUIRING MINDS". Your moirail is GAMZEE MAKARA, who is an insane murder clown; why are you still moirails? The world may never know.
You currently live on a meteor set course for doom and death to all comrades. Great. Well, make the most of it by getting your quadrants filled right? Anyway, your troop of idiots manages to die multiple times about every few hours, and as the BRAVE and STRONG leader you must give these worthless grubs something to do! Except for Terezi, of course, she most certainly doesn't qualify for worthless grubdom.
Okay, let's get this show on the road already.
-Terezi POV-
Great, you get your beauty sleep that you don't really care about, only to be waked up by Karkat talking on the phone. Welp, let's just do the introduction.
Your name is TEREZI PYROPE and you are tired and groggy and sleep is on your mind and nothing else oh my. You take that back, as KARKAT VANTAS, your matesprit, is ALWAYS on your mind; you're sure the feeling is mutual. You are also in a kismetic relationship with a certain psycho killer mirthful clown named GAMZEE MAKARA, who you have a steady hate for.
Something that Karkat left out, however that is you seem to have your very own dancestors running around the meteor too! Idiots, now with twice the colors! :]